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  • Vintage Style T-Shirt | Original Martini Social Club

    Vintage Style T-Shirt | Original Martini Social Club

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    Fleece Raglan Sweatshirt | Original Martini Social Club

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    Hat | Original Martini Social Club

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    Tank Top | Original Home of the Martini

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    Sticker | Original Martini Social Club

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Earrings | Woman!
Earrings | Woman!
Earrings | Woman!
Earrings | Woman!

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Earrings | Woman!

$12.00 USD

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Handmade with love! Earrings are composed of a plastic body, stainless steel posts (lead and nickel free). We include “butterfly” and silicone earring backs.
Wooden Sculpture | Meditating Cat
Wooden Sculpture | Meditating Cat
Wooden Sculpture | Meditating Cat

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Wooden Sculpture | Meditating Cat

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Discover tranquility and peace in your living space Meditating Wooden Cat figurine.  This product is hand-picked, exuding unique beauty and special nuances. This figurine, a fusion of American design and exotic charm, elevates your home decor, infusing it with a serene, spiritual vibe. 7" tall. 

Cross Stitch Kit | Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Cross Stitch Kit | Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Cross Stitch Kit | Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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Cross Stitch Kit | Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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Shero for life. You can now cross stitch a portrait of the forever estimable RBG with the Ruth Bader Ginsburg DIY cross stitch kit! Cross stitching is medicine for our hectic times. Our DIY Craft Kits keep your hands busy and your mind calm. Whether you cross stitch solo or with friends, it's the perfect way to escape the digital world and relax. It never felt so good to put your phone down. Kit Includes: counted cross stitch pattern, embroidery needle, embroidery hoop, DMC embroidery thread, 14 count aida cloth, step-by-step instructions. Box: 6.25 x 1 x 6.25". Easy: slightly more complex but still fitting for beginners. May have more stitches or use many colors. DIY. DIY Craft kits. Graduation. Teacher appreciation gifts. Mother's Day. Mom. Tote bag stuff. Offline activities! Summer! The beach!
0.86'' Cute Smiley Face Acetate Hair Clips
0.86'' Cute Smiley Face Acetate Hair Clips
0.86'' Cute Smiley Face Acetate Hair Clips

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0.86'' Cute Smiley Face Acetate Hair Clips

$3.00 USD

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Featuring a cute round smiley face with spring and interlocking claw closure. It's a fun hair accessory to top of any outfit for a sweet and chic look. Made from high-quality acetate obtained from eucalyptus, low-carbon environmental protection, naturally biodegradable.
Poppy Frosted Glass Cups
Poppy Frosted Glass Cups
$28.00 USD $25.00 USD
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Poppy Frosted Glass Cups
$28.00 USD $25.00 USD
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These handmade beauties come to us from friend and artisan, Krafty Kathy Designs. Made from frosted glass soda can-style containers. Includes a bamboo lid and glass straw. We love these SO much, we have them at home!

Greeting Card | You Give Me Butter - flies
Greeting Card | You Give Me Butter - flies
Greeting Card | You Give Me Butter - flies

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Greeting Card | You Give Me Butter - flies

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You Give Me Butter-flies Funny Butter Funny Card A2 (4 1/4 " x 5 1/2 ") Folded Greeting Card printed on 130# Cover Uncoated Smooth White Cardstock A2 (4 3/8" x 5 3/4") Plain Kraft Brown Euro Flap 80# Text envelope Envelope Recycled Content: 30% Post Consumer Waste Envelope Energy Aware Production: 100% Renewable Energy BLANK INSIDE 

Dog Greeting Card |  Goodest Card for Dog Birthday
Dog Greeting Card |  Goodest Card for Dog Birthday
Dog Greeting Card | Goodest Card for Dog Birthday

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Dog Greeting Card | Goodest Card for Dog Birthday

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Birthday Card for the Goodest Dog

 A2 (4 1/4 " x 5 1/2 ") Folded Greeting Card printed on 130# Cover Uncoated Smooth White Cardstock A2 (4 3/8" x 5 3/4") Plain Kraft Brown Euro Flap 80# Text envelope Envelope Recycled Content: 30% Post Consumer Waste Envelope Energy Aware Production: 100% Renewable Energy BLANK INSIDE

Greeting card | Funny Anniversary Card - Best Decision You Ever Made
Greeting card | Funny Anniversary Card - Best Decision You Ever Made
Greeting card | Funny Anniversary Card - Best Decision You Ever Made

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Greeting card | Funny Anniversary Card - Best Decision You Ever Made

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This sarcastic greeting card makes a funny anniversary gift. Card says: Cheers to the best decision you ever made. Greeting card size: A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches). Includes envelopes, blank inside. Printed on FSC Certified 80 lb watercolor textured cardstock, made from recycled materials & renewable energy. 

Creep it Real | Dark Humor Pun Coloring Book for Adults
Creep it Real | Dark Humor Pun Coloring Book for Adults
Creep it Real | Dark Humor Pun Coloring Book for Adults

$7.50 USD

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Creep it Real | Dark Humor Pun Coloring Book for Adults

$7.50 USD

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Perfect for horror and pun fans. Details: - Coloring Book Measures 8.5 x 5.5 inches - 16 drawing pages in total - Backing of each page is blank - Hand drawn images printed to 70lb. text paper uncoated - Full color gloss front and back cover printed to 80lb. gloss paper bound with staples
Apron | Waist Pocket Green Leaf
Apron | Waist Pocket Green Leaf
Apron | Waist Pocket Green Leaf
$14.00 USD $7.00 USD
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Apron | Waist Pocket Green Leaf
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Wrap this adorable apron around your waist while in the garden, kitchen or crafting. Or bring it as a hostess gift. This gorgeous, functional kitchen accessory features adjustable straps. The apron has an extra-long waist tie that can work as a belt or to hang the apron from hooks.

100% cotton. Measures 11' x 23".

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Do not Bleach. Tumble dry low
Apron | Waist Pocket Green Windowpane
Apron | Waist Pocket Green Windowpane
Apron | Waist Pocket Green Windowpane
$14.00 USD $7.00 USD
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Apron | Waist Pocket Green Windowpane
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Wrap this adorable apron around your waist while in the garden, kitchen or crafting. 100% cotton. Measures 11' x 23".
Apron | My Cat Thinks I'm Awesome, Upcycled Military Canvas
Apron | My Cat Thinks I'm Awesome, Upcycled Military Canvas

$22.00 USD

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Apron | My Cat Thinks I'm Awesome, Upcycled Military Canvas

$22.00 USD

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Upcycled canvas solid construction cheeky apron.
Necklace | Contiguous Circle Necklace - Silver
Necklace | Contiguous Circle Necklace - Silver
Necklace | Contiguous Circle Necklace - Silver
$48.00 USD $40.00 USD
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Necklace | Contiguous Circle Necklace - Silver
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Silver karma necklace featuring three, rustic circles held together with a fine wire wrap. Each expanding circle is hand textured with hundreds of hammer blows; to harden the metal and add the unique character. ~Pendant measures 35mm x 35mm (approx) ~Chain is adjustable 16-18 inches ~Made from .925 sterling silver metal ~Each piece is hand made to order, therefore size, finish and clarity may vary slightly from the listing photos ~Jewelry will arrive on display card enclosed in an anti-tarnish bag Sela+Sage is a hand crafted jewelry line with all pieces designed in Lake Oswego, Oregon USA. Sela+Sage believes jewelry should be beautiful, quality and affordable
Infant Socks | Nap Vibes
Infant Socks | Nap Vibes

$7.50 USD

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Infant Socks | Nap Vibes

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