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"Hoppy Father's Day" This Father's Day card makes an awesome gift for beer loving Dads. Card is printed on recycled paper that has a luxurious and uniquely textured feel. Perfect for breweries, eco-concious stores, and more. Greeting card size: A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches). Includes envelopes, blank inside. Printed on FSC Certified 80 lb watercolor textured cardstock, made from recycled materials & renewable energy. 

This cutting board celebrates the wisdom of naturalist John Muir with an elegant tree design and his inspiring words. Crafted from durable acacia wood, it measures 9 x 20" and includes a convenient handle hole for easy transport and display. Perfect for food prep or as a meaningful gift for nature lovers and outdoor enthusiasts.

This handcrafted acacia wood serving board combines functionality with heartfelt sentiment. The engraved message "pretty and witty" makes it a meaningful gift to be treasured and use for years to come. The compact 5 x 12 size with a subtle lip edge is ideal for serving charcuterie, cheese, appetizers, or displaying on a kitchen shelf. Natural wood grain variations ensure each piece is one-of-a-kind.

Perfect for Father's Day or any occasion to celebrate the dad in your life. This handcrafted acacia wood serving board combines functionality with heartfelt sentiment. The engraved message "Dad, You're the Best" makes it a meaningful gift he'll treasure and use for years to come. The compact 6 x 12 size with a subtle lip edge is ideal for serving charcuterie, cheese, appetizers, or displaying on a kitchen shelf. Natural wood grain variations ensure each piece is one-of-a-kind.

Lower profile unstructured unisex mineral washed cotton baseball cap. One size fits most adults. KBETHOS brand. Features a Blue Bare Made designed patch celebrating Martinez, California's 150th birthday. Perfect for locals and visitors alike who want to commemorate this milestone year in style. Adjustable snapback closure for a comfortable, customizable fit.

Dark grey trucker hat with matching dark grey mesh panels and a structured six-panel crown. Features a Blue Bare Made designed patch celebrating Martinez, California's 150th birthday. Perfect for locals and visitors alike who want to commemorate this milestone year in style. Adjustable snapback closure for a comfortable, customizable fit.

Support the Dam Locals!

Wondering if this cap cheers on the beavers, the locals, or the small businesses? The answer is a big yes to all three! Show off your hometown pride with this cool hat, original design by Blue Bare Made. Featuring a trucker stile hemp with black mesh, this unstructured baseball cap fits most adults comfortably. Finished with a unique vegan-leather patch engraved in-house, it’s the perfect playful nod to your favorite “Dam” community.

Show off some local pride with this fun Martinez round logo lapel pin! Crafted from sturdy, clear acrylic, each pin measures 1 x 2" and features vibrant full-color printing. Made right here at Blue Bare Made, these original designs come with a soft PVC clutch that easily attaches to your jacket, backpack, or favorite gear for a playful pop of personality.

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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Birthday Card for the Goodest Dog

 A2 (4 1/4 " x 5 1/2 ") Folded Greeting Card printed on 130# Cover Uncoated Smooth White Cardstock A2 (4 3/8" x 5 3/4") Plain Kraft Brown Euro Flap 80# Text envelope Envelope Recycled Content: 30% Post Consumer Waste Envelope Energy Aware Production: 100% Renewable Energy BLANK INSIDE