Funny + Punny

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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Perfect for Valentine's day or just to brighten someone's mood.

This stainless steel pizza cutter is engraved with a fun phrase and comes with a 100% cotton absorbent tea towel. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

Christmas, birthday, holiday, spoon, spatula, tuner, wood, wooden, beech, kitchen, holiday, gift, funny, punny, gift, shit, crap, spoons

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

Christmas, birthday, holiday, spoon, spatula, tuner, wood, wooden, beech, kitchen, holiday, gift, funny, punny, gift, shit, crap, 

Two versions to keep your brain from having to think too much as your elf friend visits this season. Each contains a set of 29 silly stories and poem cards and they are resusable year after year. 

Features:

• Cut off instructions
• Utilizes common household items as props
  
• Same colors and patterns as the original "Christmas Elf Made Easy," so you can seamlessly integrate new cards with unused cards from last year
  
• Professionally printed on sturdy 80# cover paper

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: This design features a likeness of the State of California license plate with the City of Martinez and its geographical coordinates.

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.75 wide x 2.25" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: This design features the State of California with a heart cutout at Martinez, California and the name, 'Martinez' written in script with 'Hella' above it as a nod to NorCal locals. 

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.25 wide x 4" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

Take a breather and exhale. Everything is gonna be alright, Llama said. Cross stitching is medicine for our hectic times. Our DIY Craft Kits keep your hands busy and your mind calm. Whether you cross stitch solo or with friends, it's the perfect way to escape the digital world and relax. It never felt so good to put your phone down. Bonus, you get a cool piece of art. Includes: counted cross stitch pattern, embroidery needle, embroidery hoop, DMC embroidery thread, 14 count aida cloth, step-by-step instructions. Box: 6.25" x 1" x 6.25". Easy: slightly more complex but still fitting for beginners. May have more stitches or use many colors. No prob-ilama. 5 inches. DIY. 

Delightful novelty earrings are designed for all-day comfort with hypoallergenic titanium posts. The vibrant print will never fade & earrings are 100% waterproof! Titanium post: Pure medical grade • Nickel-free & hypoallergenic • Vibrant UV ink on clear acrylic • Fade-proof and waterproof • High gloss protective finish • Soft plastic backs included 

This greeting card features a relaxing watercolor illustration, paired with a date night-inspired phrase.  Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size). Blank inside. 

You're Not Like a Regular Mom Cool Mom

Great for Mother's Day, Birthday, New Moms

 Mean Girls Mother's Day Card A2 (4 1/4 " x 5 1/2 ") Folded Greeting Card printed on 130# Cover Uncoated Smooth White Cardstock A2 (4 3/8" x 5 3/4") Plain Kraft Brown Euro Flap 80# Text envelope Envelope Recycled Content: 30% Post Consumer Waste Envelope Energy Aware Production: 100% Renewable Energy BLANK INSIDE 

I Love You Funny Anatomical Heart 

Great for an anniversary, encouragement, wedding, friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, 

Folded Greeting Card printed on 130# Cover Uncoated Smooth White Cardstock A2 (4 3/8" x 5 3/4") Plain Kraft Brown Euro Flap 80# Text envelope Envelope Recycled Content: 30% Post Consumer Waste Envelope Energy Aware Production: 100% Renewable Energy BLANK INSIDE Greeting cards packaged individually in a Crystal-Clear No-Flap Plastic Sleeve Boxed Sets (Holiday only) packaged as a set of 8 cards with 8 envelopes in a Crystal-Clear Plastic Box Orders ship in 1-4 business days Thank you for your business! xo, Jess Five Dot Post

Five Star Mom Funny Mother's Day or Birthday Greeting Card A2 (4 1/4 " x 5 1/2 ") Folded Greeting Card printed on 130# Cover Uncoated Smooth White Cardstock A2 (4 3/8" x 5 3/4") Plain Kraft Brown Euro Flap 80# Text envelope Envelope Recycled Content: 30% Post Consumer Waste Envelope Energy Aware Production: 100% Renewable Energy BLANK INSIDE

"Hoppy Father's Day" This Father's Day card makes an awesome gift for beer loving Dads. Card is printed on recycled paper that has a luxurious and uniquely textured feel. Perfect for breweries, eco-concious stores, and more. Greeting card size: A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches). Includes envelopes, blank inside. Printed on FSC Certified 80 lb watercolor textured cardstock, made from recycled materials & renewable energy. 

Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me – This coffee themed card makes a cute and eco-friendly gift. Perfect for coffee shops and cafes. Makes an excellent birthday gift, romantic gift, or gift for loved ones. Each handmade card is printed on recycled paper that has a luxurious and uniquely textured feel. Greeting card size: A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches). Includes envelopes, blank inside. Printed on FSC Certified 80 lb watercolor textured cardstock, made from recycled materials & renewable energy.