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Solid beech wood kitchen utensil featuring a phrase and design that nods to one of America's newest sweethearts, Snoop. 

Many Martini Social Clubs are popping up, but there can only be one authentic original that started them all. Pay homage to the original birthplace of the Martini cocktail with this exclusive vinyl sticker designed by us at Blue Bare Made.  

Measures 3" x 2.3" | Waterproof | UV Protected | Dark Gray + White

You can also find this design on other Blue Bare Made products.

This vinyl sticker material is strong, reliable, and versatile, perfect for indoor or outdoor use. It's UV protected and waterproof for up to 4 years.  It's perfect for a water bottle, binder, bike, skateboard, window and more. 

Copyright 2024 Blue Bare Made. All rights reserved. 

This exclusive Blue Bare Made acrylic holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to one of THE biggest concerts in history. PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: 2024 Swift Eras Tour Ticket Holiday Ornament (has been updated to includes TTPD album).

Materials: Layered acrylic with 5" hanger and wooden beads. Engraving is done on dual-colored plastic (not painted), so it will not fade or smear. 

Measurements: 4" wide x 2" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag popular piece paying homage to America's iconic Snoop Dogg

Description: Snoop Dogg - Happy Holla-Dizzles fo' Shizzles!

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.25 wide x 4" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

Many Martini Social Clubs are popping up, but there can only be one authentic original that started them all. Pay homage to the original birthplace of the Martini cocktail with this exclusive walnut wood magnet made in-house by us at Blue Bare Made.  

Measures 1.75" x 2.25 | Laser Engraved Walnut Wood | Neodymium Rare Earth Strong Magnet

You can also find this design on other Blue Bare Made products.

Copyright 2024 Blue Bare Made. All rights reserved. 

This nostalic 2024 ornament has got that RIZZ for this holiday season!  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: Merry RIZZmas and a Skibidi New Year

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.25 wide x 4" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

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All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive or used with permission and may NOT be reproduced. 

We're throwing it all the way back to early 1900s in Italy. Measuring 5.5" x 3.5," these wood-handled and stainless-steel corkscrews demonstrate a classic style and a vintage vibe. While they are mostly intended for wine opening, they have a discreet bottle opener function, too. 

These make a great gift for weddings, birthdays, holidays, and more.

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This exclusive Blue Bare Made acrylic holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio.

This polaroid picture style ornament has the the glitter gold heart hands and lists ALL the Taylor albums. It been a year with A LOT of Taylor and we are here for it! PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: The Year We Listened to A LOT of Taylor - 2024 - polaroid picture style. 

Materials: Layered acrylic with 5" hanger and wooden beads. Engraving is done on dual-colored plastic (not painted), so it will not fade or smear. 

Measurements: 3.25" wide x 4.25" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: Marina, the beaver, sends out her holiday greetings from "A Dam Great City," none other than Martinez, CA. 

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.25 wide x 4" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

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All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

Two styles to select from, both featuring a fun Snoop Dogg phrase engraved: Snoop - Chop It Like It's HOT!  - A Nod to one of America's newest sweethearts, Snoop. 

Square washed acacia wood: 10 x 10."

Acacia wood with handle: 6.5 x 10.5"

Acacia wood with handle: 8 x 13"

This all-natural, handmade lip balm was created by two chicks who knew there was a way to have soft lips without all the chemical nonsense. 

Each lip balm is scented, not flavored, handmade in small batches with natural flavor oils. Balms soak right in to heal and protect your lips so you're ready for whatever comes your way. 

Products contain beeswax, sweet almond oil, coconut oil, mango butter, kokum butter, shea butter, lanolin, vitamin E oil & natural “flavor” oils that are actually scents and not flavors.  We know, it’s confusing, but if your lip balm TASTES like a cinnamon roll, you’re going to lick your lips and dry them out and blame us. We don’t want that. We want happy lips. 

PLEASE NOTE: This is a consumable item and is not returnable or exchangeable. 

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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This original Blue Bare Made product is finally back in the shop just in time for cheese season! Well...when ISN'T it cheese season?!

These reusable charcuterie picks are sure to add some humor to any charcuterie board-related social gathering. Select your favorite set or why not pick up both? These make great gifts - especially when paired with one of our in-house engraved charcuterie boards.  

Made from solid maple wood. Easy to clean with mild soap and water. Recondition as needed. 

Picks measure 2.5" in length and are natually bacteria resistant. 

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This exclusive Blue Bare Made acrylic holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio.

Description: 'tis the season for fundamental human rights

Materials: Layered acrylic and maplewood with 5" hanger and wooden beads. Engraving is done on dual-colored plastic (not painted), so it will not fade or smear. 

Measurements: 3.75"

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

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