Funny + Punny

Would the world have been as beautiful if the comedic icon Betty White did not exist? WOULD THE GOLDEN GIRLS HAVE BEEN AS GOLDEN WITHOUT ROSE NYLUND? These are the questions we must ask ourselves. What better way to celebrate the amazing human that was Betty White than by making a CHEESECAKE SCENTED lip balm in her image. CHEESECAKE... because didn't Blanche, Rose, Sophia and Dorothy fix ALL of the worlds' problems over CHEESECAKE? Boy howdy, do we have something to put a spring in your step!

This all-natural, handmade lip balm was created by two chicks who knew there was a way to have soft lips without all the chemical nonsense.  Each lip balm is scented, not flavored, handmade in small batches with natural flavor oils. Balms soak right in to heal and protect your lips so you're ready for whatever comes your way. 

Products contain beeswax, sweet almond oil, coconut oil, mango butter, kokum butter, shea butter, lanolin, vitamin E oil & natural “flavor” oils that are actually scents and not flavors.  We know, it’s confusing, but if your lip balm TASTES like a cinnamon roll, you’re going to lick your lips and dry them out and blame us. We don’t want that. We want happy lips. 

PLEASE NOTE: This is a consumable item and is not returnable or exchangeable. 

Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this hoodie is designed to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this mega soft, 

This is an in-house original copyrighted design and produced product by Blue Bare Made. 

Checkered cap. Black flat bill. One size fits most kids. KBETHOS brand. In-house engraved vegan-leather patch. 

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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Calling all Swifties! "She is in her birthday girl era" funny birthday card is here for you! Cute friendship bracelet card to celebrate a new era.

(4.25 x 5.5 inches folded). -Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish. -Paired with a coordinated kraft envelope. -BLANK INSIDE -Hand Drawn 

THE hat for the Martinez Mom!!!

Lower profile unstructured unisex mineral washed cotton baseball cap. One size fits most adults. KBETHOS brand. In-house engraved vegan-leather patch. 

Support the Dam Locals Laser Engraved Skinny Tumbler

Excellent for both hot or cool beverages. Fully insulated and pool safe. Comes with reusable silicone straw. 

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this insulated stemless tumbler by Polar Camel. Two sizes available. 

• Holds 22oz
• Dishwasher Safe
• Includes clear reusable silicone straw
• Powder coated stainless steel double-insulated 
• Safe for hot or cold beverages   
• Fits in a standard cup holder          

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: Martinez is the original home of the Martini and has been making spirits bright since 1874. 

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.25 wide x 4" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: Martinez is the 'Home of the Martini"

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.25 wide x 4" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

This plant themed thank you card is an elegant and eco-friendly way to thank those who have helped you grow in life! Perfect for teacher appreciation, mentors, friends, and family. Each handmade card is printed on recycled paper that has a luxurious and uniquely textured feel. Greeting card size: A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches). Includes envelope/s, blank inside. Printed on FSC Certified 80 lb watercolor textured cardstock, made from recycled materials & renewable energy.