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Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: This design features the State of California with a heart cutout at Martinez, California and the name, 'Martinez' written in script with 'Hella' above it as a nod to NorCal locals. 

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.25 wide x 4" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

Solid beech wood kitchen utensil featuring a phrase and design that nods to one of America's newest sweethearts, Snoop. Paired with a bambo 6" X 9" cutting board with the phrase "Chop it Like it's Hot" Engraved on it.

Support the Dam Locals!

Wondering if this cap cheers on the beavers, the locals, or the small businesses? The answer is a big yes to all three! Show off your hometown pride with this ultra-soft hat, original design by Blue Bare Made. Featuring a relaxed, low-profile fit in mineral-washed cotton, this unstructured baseball cap fits most adults comfortably. Finished with a KBETHOS brand and a unique vegan-leather patch engraved in-house, it’s the perfect playful nod to your favorite “Dam” community.

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wood and acrylic holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio.

Description: Celebrating the marriage of a Mr. and Mrs. in 2025

Materials: Layered acrylic on maplewood base. 

Measurements: 3.25"x 3.25"

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reproduced without express permission. 

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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This board features a funny definition of charcuterie engraved at the bottom. Perfect for any gathering or to bring a smile to your face. 

Charcuterie: A French term used when you're trying to look fancy by placing meat, cheese and other tiny foods on a wooden board.

Acacia wood with handle: 8 x 13"

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: This design features a likeness of the State of California license plate with the City of Martinez and its geographical coordinates.

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.75 wide x 2.25" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

Delightful novelty earrings are designed for all-day comfort with hypoallergenic titanium posts. The vibrant print will never fade & earrings are 100% waterproof! Titanium post: Pure medical grade • Nickel-free & hypoallergenic • Vibrant UV ink on clear acrylic • Fade-proof and waterproof • High gloss protective finish • Soft plastic backs included 

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

Christmas, birthday, holiday, spoon, spatula, tuner, wood, wooden, beech, kitchen, holiday, gift, funny, punny, gift, shit, crap, 

Two versions to keep your brain from having to think too much as your elf friend visits this season. Each contains a set of 29 silly stories and poem cards and they are resusable year after year. 

Features:

• Cut off instructions
• Utilizes common household items as props
  
• Same colors and patterns as the original "Christmas Elf Made Easy," so you can seamlessly integrate new cards with unused cards from last year
  
• Professionally printed on sturdy 80# cover paper