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  • Vintage Style T-Shirt | Original Martini Social Club

    Vintage Style T-Shirt | Original Martini Social Club

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    Fleece Raglan Sweatshirt | Original Martini Social Club

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    Hat | Original Martini Social Club

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    Tank Top | Original Home of the Martini

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    Sticker | Original Martini Social Club

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Trucker Hat | Support the "Dam" Locals Beaver
Trucker Hat | Support the "Dam" Locals Beaver
Trucker Hat | Support the "Dam" Locals Beaver
Trucker Hat | Support the "Dam" Locals Beaver

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Trucker Hat | Support the "Dam" Locals Beaver

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Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this hoodie is designed to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this mega soft, 

This is an in-house original copyrighted design and produced product by Blue Bare Made. 

Gray cap. Black bill with mesh dark gray back. One size fits most adults. KBETHOS brand. In-house engraved vegan-leather patch. 





 

 

 

 

Sticker | Chalant as Hell (Never Been Nonchalant) Glitter
Sticker | Chalant as Hell (Never Been Nonchalant) Glitter
Sticker | Chalant as Hell (Never Been Nonchalant) Glitter
Sticker | Chalant as Hell (Never Been Nonchalant) Glitter

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Sticker | Chalant as Hell (Never Been Nonchalant) Glitter

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Get ready to add some sass to your life with my Chalant as Hell Glitter Sticker! Featuring a bold design with a glitter outline, this sticker is perfect for showing off your playful and nonchalant attitude. Trust us, you've never been so chalant before! Your laptop. Your water bottle. Your car. If they don't stand for something, they'll fall for anything. Or is that people? Hm... This die cut sticker features my signature hand lettering and design. Made from a durable vinyl with a laminate that protects your stickers from scratching, rain and sunlight.  Approximately 3 in x 3 in
Greeting Card | "She is in her birthday girl era" Swiftie
Greeting Card | "She is in her birthday girl era" Swiftie
Greeting Card | "She is in her birthday girl era" Swiftie

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Greeting Card | "She is in her birthday girl era" Swiftie

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Calling all Swifties! "She is in her birthday girl era" funny birthday card is here for you! Cute friendship bracelet card to celebrate a new era.

(4.25 x 5.5 inches folded). -Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish. -Paired with a coordinated kraft envelope. -BLANK INSIDE -Hand Drawn 

Sticker | Silly Goose
Sticker | Silly Goose

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Sticker | Silly Goose

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Cute goose / geese / duck animal pun sticker with hat. High quality and waterproof vinyl sticker. Great to decorate laptops, water bottles, car windows, coolers, kayaks, suitcases, bikes, phone cases, journals, and more. Sarcastic, funny, and punny. Details: •2.0" x 3.0" • Printed and shipped with care from the U.S.A. • High quality and durable vinyl, indoor and outdoor use• Waterproof and weather resistant
22 oz Skinny Tumbler | Support the Dam Locals Beaver
22 oz Skinny Tumbler | Support the Dam Locals Beaver

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22 oz Skinny Tumbler | Support the Dam Locals Beaver

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Support the Dam Locals Laser Engraved Skinny Tumbler

Excellent for both hot or cool beverages. Fully insulated and pool safe. Comes with reusable silicone straw. 

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this insulated stemless tumbler by Polar Camel. Two sizes available. 

Product Description:
  • Holds 22oz
  • Dishwasher Safe
  • Includes clear reusable silicone straw
  • Powder coated stainless steel double-insulated 
  • Safe for hot or cold beverages   
  • Fits in a standard cup holder          

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

 

 

 

 

12 oz or 16oz Stemless Wine Tumbler | Support the Dam Locals Beaver
12 oz or 16oz Stemless Wine Tumbler | Support the Dam Locals Beaver
12 oz or 16oz Stemless Wine Tumbler | Support the Dam Locals Beaver

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12 oz or 16oz Stemless Wine Tumbler | Support the Dam Locals Beaver

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Support the Dam Locals Laser Engraved Stemless Wine Glass Tumbler

Excellent for both hot or cool bverages. Fully insulated and pool safe. 

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this insulated stemless tumbler by Polar Camel. Two sizes available. 

Product Description:
  • Two size options: 12 oz or 16 oz
  • Dishwasher Safe
  • Powder coated stainless steel double-insulated 
  • Safe for hot or cold benverages                    

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

 

 

 

 

Engraved Wood Spoon | You Bake the World a Better Place
Engraved Wood Spoon | You Bake the World a Better Place

$12.00 USD

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Engraved Wood Spoon | You Bake the World a Better Place

$12.00 USD

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Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

Christmas, birthday, holiday, spoon, spatula, tuner, wood, wooden, beech, kitchen, holiday, gift, funny, punny, gift, shit, crap, 

Greeting Card | Thank You For Helping Me Grow, Teacher Appreciation
Greeting Card | Thank You For Helping Me Grow, Teacher Appreciation
Greeting Card | Thank You For Helping Me Grow, Teacher Appreciation

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Greeting Card | Thank You For Helping Me Grow, Teacher Appreciation

$5.00 USD

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This plant themed thank you card is an elegant and eco-friendly way to thank those who have helped you grow in life! Perfect for teacher appreciation, mentors, friends, and family. Each handmade card is printed on recycled paper that has a luxurious and uniquely textured feel. Greeting card size: A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches). Includes envelope/s, blank inside. Printed on FSC Certified 80 lb watercolor textured cardstock, made from recycled materials & renewable energy. 

Sticker | "Not falling for your shit" rainbow
Sticker | "Not falling for your shit" rainbow

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Sticker | "Not falling for your shit" rainbow

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Rainbow sarcasm sticker. High quality vinyl sticker. Great to decorate laptops, water bottles, car windows, coolers, phone cases, journals, and more. Details: • 3.0" x 1.8" • Printed and shipped with care from the U.S.A. • High quality and durable vinyl, indoor and outdoor use • Waterproof and weather resistant
Sticker | "Am I the Drama" Llama
Sticker | "Am I the Drama" Llama

$4.00 USD

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Sticker | "Am I the Drama" Llama

$4.00 USD

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Drama. Llama. This sticker is hand drawn and detailed. Great to decorate laptops, water bottles, car windows, coolers, phone cases, journals, and more. Details: • 1.8" x 3.0" • Printed and shipped with care from the U.S.A. • High quality and durable vinyl, indoor and outdoor use • Waterproof and weather resistant.
Sticker | Practice Shelf-Love Books
Sticker | Practice Shelf-Love Books

$4.00 USD

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Sticker | Practice Shelf-Love Books

$4.00 USD

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Self love, Shelf love - Same thing. This sticker would look great on your favorite book, journal, or water bottle


Details:

•3.0" x 2.5"
• Printed and shipped with care from the U.S.A.
• High quality and durable vinyl, indoor and outdoor use
• Waterproof and weatherproof


We are partnered with ActiveMinds.Org to help spread mental health awareness.

Sticker | Original Vegans Dinosaurs
Sticker | Original Vegans Dinosaurs

$4.00 USD

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Sticker | Original Vegans Dinosaurs

$4.00 USD

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Original Vegans Dinosaurs Sticker. Great to decorate water bottles, laptops, phone cases, coolers, car windows, journals, notebooks, planners, bikes, skateboards, kayaks, and more. This sticker is great for any Vegan or Vegetarian! Details:•3 x 3 inches• Made in the U.S.A. • High quality and durable vinyl, indoor and outdoor use• Waterproof and weatherproof We are partnered with ActiveMinds.Org to help spread mental health awareness.
Washed Baseball Cap | MTZ MOM (Martinez Mom)
Washed Baseball Cap | MTZ MOM (Martinez Mom)

$30.00 USD

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Washed Baseball Cap | MTZ MOM (Martinez Mom)

$30.00 USD

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THE hat for the Martinez Mom!!!

Lower profile unstructured unisex mineral washed cotton baseball cap. One size fits most adults. KBETHOS brand. In-house engraved vegan-leather patch. 





 

 

 

 

Sticker | Dumpster Fire
Sticker | Dumpster Fire

$4.00 USD

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Sticker | Dumpster Fire

$4.00 USD

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Roughly 3" in size, this sticker is printed on permanent glossy vinyl, ensuring it stands out wherever you decide to place it. Whether you're adorning your phone, laptop, or any other surface, our sticker is designed to make a bold statement.
Engraved Wood Spoon | What the Fork is For Dinner?
Engraved Wood Spoon | What the Fork is For Dinner?

$12.00 USD

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Engraved Wood Spoon | What the Fork is For Dinner?

$12.00 USD

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Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

Christmas, birthday, holiday, spoon, spatula, tuner, wood, wooden, beech, kitchen, holiday, gift, funny, punny, gift, shit, crap, 

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