Funny + Punny

Support the Dam Locals Laser Engraved Stemless Wine Glass Tumbler

Excellent for both hot or cool bverages. Fully insulated and pool safe. 

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this insulated stemless tumbler by Polar Camel. Two sizes available. 

• Two size options: 12 oz or 16 oz
• Dishwasher Safe
• Powder coated stainless steel double-insulated 
• Safe for hot or cold benverages                    

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

Christmas, birthday, holiday, spoon, spatula, tuner, wood, wooden, beech, kitchen, holiday, gift, funny, punny, gift, shit, crap, 

This board features a funny definition of charcuterie engraved at the bottom. Perfect for any gathering or to bring a smile to your face. 

Charcuterie: A French term used when you're trying to look fancy by placing meat, cheese and other tiny foods on a wooden board.

Acacia wood with handle: 8 x 13"

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: This design features a likeness of the State of California license plate with the City of Martinez and its geographical coordinates.

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.75 wide x 2.25" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: This design features the State of California with a heart cutout at Martinez, California and the name, 'Martinez' written in script with 'Hella' above it as a nod to NorCal locals. 

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.25 wide x 4" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

Delightful novelty earrings are designed for all-day comfort with hypoallergenic titanium posts. The vibrant print will never fade & earrings are 100% waterproof! Titanium post: Pure medical grade • Nickel-free & hypoallergenic • Vibrant UV ink on clear acrylic • Fade-proof and waterproof • High gloss protective finish • Soft plastic backs included 

Support the Dam Locals!

Wondering if this cap cheers on the beavers, the locals, or the small businesses? The answer is a big yes to all three! Show off your hometown pride with this ultra-soft hat, original design by Blue Bare Made. Featuring a relaxed, low-profile fit in mineral-washed cotton, this unstructured baseball cap fits most adults comfortably. Finished with a KBETHOS brand and a unique vegan-leather patch engraved in-house, it’s the perfect playful nod to your favorite “Dam” community.

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

Christmas, birthday, holiday, spoon, spatula, tuner, wood, wooden, beech, kitchen, holiday, gift, funny, punny, gift, shit, crap, 

Would the world have been as beautiful if the comedic icon Betty White did not exist? WOULD THE GOLDEN GIRLS HAVE BEEN AS GOLDEN WITHOUT ROSE NYLUND? These are the questions we must ask ourselves. What better way to celebrate the amazing human that was Betty White than by making a CHEESECAKE SCENTED lip balm in her image. CHEESECAKE... because didn't Blanche, Rose, Sophia and Dorothy fix ALL of the worlds' problems over CHEESECAKE? Boy howdy, do we have something to put a spring in your step!

This all-natural, handmade lip balm was created by two chicks who knew there was a way to have soft lips without all the chemical nonsense.  Each lip balm is scented, not flavored, handmade in small batches with natural flavor oils. Balms soak right in to heal and protect your lips so you're ready for whatever comes your way. 

Products contain beeswax, sweet almond oil, coconut oil, mango butter, kokum butter, shea butter, lanolin, vitamin E oil & natural “flavor” oils that are actually scents and not flavors.  We know, it’s confusing, but if your lip balm TASTES like a cinnamon roll, you’re going to lick your lips and dry them out and blame us. We don’t want that. We want happy lips. 

PLEASE NOTE: This is a consumable item and is not returnable or exchangeable. 

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wood and acrylic holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio.

Description: Celebrating the marriage of a Mr. and Mrs. in 2025

Materials: Layered acrylic on maplewood base. 

Measurements: 3.25"x 3.25"

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reproduced without express permission. 

THE hat for the Martinez Mom!!!

Lower profile unstructured unisex mineral washed cotton baseball cap. One size fits most adults. KBETHOS brand. In-house engraved vegan-leather patch. 

Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this hoodie is designed to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this mega soft, 

This is an in-house original copyrighted design and produced product by Blue Bare Made. 

Checkered cap. Black flat bill. One size fits most kids. KBETHOS brand. In-house engraved vegan-leather patch.