Funny + Punny

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: This design features the State of California with a heart cutout at Martinez, California and the name, 'Martinez' written in script. 

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.25 wide x 4" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

Would the world have been as beautiful if the comedic icon Betty White did not exist? WOULD THE GOLDEN GIRLS HAVE BEEN AS GOLDEN WITHOUT ROSE NYLUND? These are the questions we must ask ourselves. What better way to celebrate the amazing human that was Betty White than by making a CHEESECAKE SCENTED lip balm in her image. CHEESECAKE... because didn't Blanche, Rose, Sophia and Dorothy fix ALL of the worlds' problems over CHEESECAKE? Boy howdy, do we have something to put a spring in your step!

This all-natural, handmade lip balm was created by two chicks who knew there was a way to have soft lips without all the chemical nonsense.  Each lip balm is scented, not flavored, handmade in small batches with natural flavor oils. Balms soak right in to heal and protect your lips so you're ready for whatever comes your way. 

Products contain beeswax, sweet almond oil, coconut oil, mango butter, kokum butter, shea butter, lanolin, vitamin E oil & natural “flavor” oils that are actually scents and not flavors.  We know, it’s confusing, but if your lip balm TASTES like a cinnamon roll, you’re going to lick your lips and dry them out and blame us. We don’t want that. We want happy lips. 

PLEASE NOTE: This is a consumable item and is not returnable or exchangeable. 

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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This exclusive Blue Bare Made acrylic holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio.

This acrylic style ornament captures the holiday spirit, Taylor style. PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: Swiftie - In My Merry Era

Materials: Layered acrylic and maplewood with 5" hanger and wooden beads. Engraving is done on dual-colored plastic (not painted), so it will not fade or smear. 

Measurements: 3.75"

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

A bottle of wine is an appropriate gift for a lot of occasions, but it's even better paired with  a special selected something extra. 

These reusable wooden topped wine bottle cork stoppers come with a disposable tag that will hang around the neck of the bottle or sit on their own on a flat surface. These make the perfect gift for a teacher (yep, we said that one first), coach, birthday, parent, retiree, holiday host, girl's weekend, neighbor, friend, engagement and more. 

Tags: wine, funny, era, cork, bar, gift, mama, grandma, drink, pour 

Calling all Swifties! "She is in her birthday girl era" funny birthday card is here for you! Cute friendship bracelet card to celebrate a new era.

(4.25 x 5.5 inches folded). -Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish. -Paired with a coordinated kraft envelope. -BLANK INSIDE -Hand Drawn 

This board features a funny definition of charcuterie engraved at the bottom. Perfect for any gathering or to bring a smile to your face. 

Charcuterie: A French term used when you're trying to look fancy by placing meat, cheese and other tiny foods on a wooden board.

Acacia wood with handle: 8 x 13"

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: This design features the State of California with an exclusive poppy design and'Martinez' written in script. 

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.25 wide x 4" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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This exclusive Blue Bare Made acrylic holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio.

This acrylic style ornament features a literal white elephant which is perfect for those holiday parties and gift exchanges. 

Description: WhiteElephant Ornament / Gift Exchange

Materials: Layered acrylic with 5" hanger and wooden beads. Engraving is done on dual-colored plastic (not painted), so it will not fade or smear. 

Measurements: 3.5 x 4.5"

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

Christmas, birthday, holiday, spoon, spatula, tuner, wood, wooden, beech, kitchen, holiday, gift, funny, punny, gift, shit, crap, 

This exclusive Blue Bare Made acrylic holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio.

Description:  Ruth Bader Ginsburg - I Dissent Collar

Materials: Layered acrylic and maplewood with 5" hanger and wooden beads. Engraving is done on dual-colored plastic (not painted), so it will not fade or smear. 

Measurements: 3.75"

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

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