Funny + Punny

Bring a splash of California charm to your tree with this playful retro-inspired ornament. Handcrafted right here in our Martinez laser studio, it features a vintage "Season's Greetings from California" design with a cheerful poppy accent, laser-engraved into solid maple and topped with a vibrant acrylic layer. It's the perfect way to celebrate the Golden State—or gift it to someone who loves West Coast vibes. Measures 3.0" x 3.85".

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reproduced without express permission. 

Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride. 

Our wooden magnets are cut and laser-engraved in-house.

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

Measures 2.5" square (no city listed). 

Measures 2.5" x 2.75" (City of Martinez).

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: This design features the State of California with a heart cutout at Martinez, California and the name, 'Martinez' written in script. 

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.25 wide x 4" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this hoodie is designed to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this mega soft, Next Level Apparrel brand zip up black hoodie, featuring natural colored ties, an antiqued brass zipper and an off-white print on the front left side. Backside is blank.  These do not shrink. Sizing and fabric details below. 

This is an in-house original copyrighted design and produced product by Blue Bare Made. 

Unisex Zip-Up Hoodie Info:

These hoodies run true to size and do not shrink.

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: Martinez is the original home of the Martini and has been making spirits bright since 1874. 

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.25 wide x 4" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride. 

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

Measures 1.5" square (no city listed). 

Measures 1.5" x 1.75" (City of Martinez).

Each pin is made from a solid, transparent, acrylic material that is printed in full color.  They feature a soft PVC clutch, allowing you to fasten your pin to your clothes, backpack, or accessories.

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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This all-natural, handmade lip balm was created by two chicks who knew there was a way to have soft lips without all the chemical nonsense. 

Each lip balm is scented, not flavored, handmade in small batches with natural flavor oils. Balms soak right in to heal and protect your lips so you're ready for whatever comes your way. 

Products contain beeswax, sweet almond oil, coconut oil, mango butter, kokum butter, shea butter, lanolin, vitamin E oil & natural “flavor” oils that are actually scents and not flavors.  We know, it’s confusing, but if your lip balm TASTES like a cinnamon roll, you’re going to lick your lips and dry them out and blame us. We don’t want that. We want happy lips. 

PLEASE NOTE: This is a consumable item and is not returnable or exchangeable. 

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: Martinez is the 'Home of the Martini"

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.25 wide x 4" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

This exclusive Blue Bare Made acrylic holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio.

Description: Swiftie- Inpired by a retro Las Vegas Sign with "Showgirl" on the stage. 

Materials: Layered acrylic. Engraving is done on dual-colored plastic (not painted), so it will not fade or smear. 

Measurements: 3.85" wide x 3.5" tall. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reproduced without express permission. 

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Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

Christmas, birthday, holiday, spoon, spatula, tuner, wood, wooden, beech, kitchen, holiday, gift, funny, punny, gift, 

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: This design features a the City of Martinez with a town favorite, bocceball, in the center. 

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.75 wide x 2.25" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

This exclusive Blue Bare Made keychain is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio.

Description: Martinez License Plate

Materials: Engraved Vegan Leather

Measurements: Tag measures 2.75 x 1.3"

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

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Solid beech wood kitchen utensil featuring a phrase and design that nods to one of America's newest sweethearts, Snoop. Paired with a bambo 6" X 9" cutting board with the phrase "Chop it Like it's Hot" Engraved on it.