Funny + Punny

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride. 

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride. 

Our lightweight and sturdy wooden stickers are laser-engraved in-house, made of real *wood veneer and backed with strong 3M adhesive. They are highly weather and water resistant. If they start to look a little thirsty, cover them with a little mineral oil or wood conditioner and wipe clean. Place them on your water bottle, laptop, folders, car dash and more. 

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

Measures 2.5" square (no city listed). 

Measures 2.5" x 2.75" (City of Martinez).

*Wood type may vary slightly between maple, cherry, butternut or hickory. 

Would the world have been as beautiful if the comedic icon Betty White did not exist? WOULD THE GOLDEN GIRLS HAVE BEEN AS GOLDEN WITHOUT ROSE NYLUND? These are the questions we must ask ourselves. What better way to celebrate the amazing human that was Betty White than by making a CHEESECAKE SCENTED lip balm in her image. CHEESECAKE... because didn't Blanche, Rose, Sophia and Dorothy fix ALL of the worlds' problems over CHEESECAKE? Boy howdy, do we have something to put a spring in your step!

This all-natural, handmade lip balm was created by two chicks who knew there was a way to have soft lips without all the chemical nonsense.  Each lip balm is scented, not flavored, handmade in small batches with natural flavor oils. Balms soak right in to heal and protect your lips so you're ready for whatever comes your way. 

Products contain beeswax, sweet almond oil, coconut oil, mango butter, kokum butter, shea butter, lanolin, vitamin E oil & natural “flavor” oils that are actually scents and not flavors.  We know, it’s confusing, but if your lip balm TASTES like a cinnamon roll, you’re going to lick your lips and dry them out and blame us. We don’t want that. We want happy lips. 

PLEASE NOTE: This is a consumable item and is not returnable or exchangeable. 

Calling all Swifties! "She is in her birthday girl era" funny birthday card is here for you! Cute friendship bracelet card to celebrate a new era.

(4.25 x 5.5 inches folded). -Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish. -Paired with a coordinated kraft envelope. -BLANK INSIDE -Hand Drawn 

Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride. 

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

Measures 2.5" square (no city listed). 

Measures 2.5" x 2.75" (City of Martinez).

Weather and water resistant durable vinyl. Safe for water bottles, laptops, windows, and more. 

Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride. 

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

Measures 1.5" square (no city listed). 

Measures 1.5" x 1.75" (City of Martinez).

Each pin is made from a solid, transparent, acrylic material that is printed in full color.  They feature a soft PVC clutch, allowing you to fasten your pin to your clothes, backpack, or accessories.

Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this shirt designed to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this mega soft, Bella and Canvas printed natural colored and soft black printed tee. These are a tri-blend and don't shrink. Sizing and fabric details below. 

This is an in-house original copyrighted design and produced product by Blue Bare Made. 

Unisex / Men's Tee Info:

Unisex tees run true to size and do not shrink.

The Unisex Triblend Short Sleeve Tee is a popular companion to our best-selling 3001 style. This updated essential features a crew neck, a side-seamed, modern fit, and is available in 66 expressive colors. As the industry's first 40 singles triblend, this tee is crafted from our exceptionally soft and lightweight, proprietary triblend fabric, offering unparalleled smoothness and comfort. The Unisex Triblend Short Sleeve Tee is a casual basic with a luxurious look and feel, ready for any and all forms of customization.

Features: Side-seamed. Classic fit. Unisex sizing.

Fabrication: 50% polyester, 25% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon, 40 single, 3.8 oz. 

Black Heather Triblend: 70% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester, 15% rayon  

Sizes: XS-5XL  

Women's Tee Info:

Women's tees run a little small, but do not shrink. You may wish to order the next size up. 

With a body flattering silhouette this silky womens t shirt brings major retail appeal. Featuring a crew neck and short sleeves this effortlessly stylish shirt is part of our relaxed collection. Fabricated from our unique 40 single triblend this ultra soft t shirt feels luxurious against the skin. 

Fabrication:
Triblend Colors: 50% poly, 25% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon, 40 single 3.8 oz

*Disclaimer: Due to the specialized washing process, each shirt is unique.

This exclusive Blue Bare Made keychain is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio.

Description: Martinez License Plate

Materials: Engraved Vegan Leather

Measurements: Tag measures 2.75 x 1.3"

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

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This board features a funny definition of charcuterie engraved at the bottom. Perfect for any gathering or to bring a smile to your face. 

Charcuterie: A French term used when you're trying to look fancy by placing meat, cheese and other tiny foods on a wooden board.

Acacia wood with handle: 8 x 13"

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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