Funny + Punny

Bring a splash of California charm to your tree with this playful retro-inspired ornament. Handcrafted right here in our Martinez laser studio, it features a vintage "Season's Greetings from California" design with a cheerful poppy accent, laser-engraved into solid maple and topped with a vibrant acrylic layer. It's the perfect way to celebrate the Golden State—or gift it to someone who loves West Coast vibes. Measures 3.0" x 3.85".

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reproduced without express permission. 

Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride. 

Our wooden magnets are cut and laser-engraved in-house.

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

Measures 2.5" square (no city listed). 

Measures 2.5" x 2.75" (City of Martinez).

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: This design features the State of California with a heart cutout at Martinez, California and the name, 'Martinez' written in script. 

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.25 wide x 4" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: Martinez is the original home of the Martini and has been making spirits bright since 1874. 

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.25 wide x 4" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

This natural unbleached 8 oz. cotton tote is your new go-to bag for literally everything. Sturdy 20-inch black woven handles keep your load secure, while the roomy 16" W x 12 1/2" H design (with a 13" W x 3" H bottom gusset) handles groceries, beach days, work essentials, and all those random kiddo items with ease. The durable fabric features a screenprint of our beloved Martinez, California original design—a Blue Bare Made exclusive that's as hardworking as you are. Whether you're hitting the Farmer's Market, running errands, or just need a reliable companion for daily adventures, this tote proves that sustainable machine-washable style doesn't have to sacrifice function. Built to last through countless trips and washings, it's the bag that grows more character with every use.

Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride. 

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

Measures 1.5" square (no city listed). 

Measures 1.5" x 1.75" (City of Martinez).

Each pin is made from a solid, transparent, acrylic material that is printed in full color.  They feature a soft PVC clutch, allowing you to fasten your pin to your clothes, backpack, or accessories.

This exclusive Blue Bare Made keychain is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio.

Description: Martinez License Plate

Materials: Engraved Vegan Leather

Measurements: Tag measures 2.75 x 1.3"

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

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This exclusive Blue Bare Made acrylic holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio.

Description: Swiftie- Inpired by a retro Las Vegas Sign with "Showgirl" on the stage. 

Materials: Layered acrylic. Engraving is done on dual-colored plastic (not painted), so it will not fade or smear. 

Measurements: 3.85" wide x 3.5" tall. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reproduced without express permission. 

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Support the Dam Locals Laser Engraved Stemless Wine Glass Tumbler

Excellent for both hot or cool bverages. Fully insulated and pool safe. 

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this insulated stemless tumbler by Polar Camel. Two sizes available. 

• Two size options: 12 oz or 16 oz
• Dishwasher Safe
• Powder coated stainless steel double-insulated 
• Safe for hot or cold benverages                    

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: Martinez is the 'Home of the Martini"

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.25 wide x 4" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: This design features a the City of Martinez with a town favorite, bocceball, in the center. 

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.75 wide x 2.25" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

THE hat for the Martinez Mom!!!

Lower profile unstructured unisex mineral washed cotton baseball cap. One size fits most adults. KBETHOS brand. In-house engraved vegan-leather patch.