Funny + Punny

Support the Dam Locals!

Wondering if this cap cheers on the beavers, the locals, or the small businesses? The answer is a big yes to all three! Show off your hometown pride with this ultra-soft hat, original design by Blue Bare Made. Featuring a relaxed, low-profile fit in mineral-washed cotton, this unstructured baseball cap fits most adults comfortably. Finished with a KBETHOS brand and a unique vegan-leather patch engraved in-house, it’s the perfect playful nod to your favorite “Dam” community.

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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"Toast to the married couple" Wedding or Anniversary Card.

4.25 x 5.5 inches folded). -Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish. -Paired with a coordinated kraft  color envelope. -BLANK INSIDE -Hand Drawn 

Lower profile unstructured unisex mineral washed cotton baseball cap. One size fits most adults. Adjustable snapback closure for a comfortable, customizable fit.

*Greetings From Martinez vintage postcard style design on a vegan leather patch. 

This is a Blue Bare Made original and copyrighted design 2023.  All rights reserved. 

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wood and acrylic holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio.

Description: Celebrating the marriage of a Mr. and Mr. in 2025

Materials: Layered acrylic on maplewood base. 

Measurements: 3.25"x 3.25"

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reproduced without express permission. 

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

Christmas, birthday, holiday, spoon, spatula, tuner, wood, wooden, beech, kitchen, holiday, gift, funny, punny, gift, 

Add a splash of charm to your fridge with the Wooden Magnet | Greetings from California. Crafted from solid walnut, this 1.5 x 2.5-inch magnet features a playful nod to the vibrant spirit of California. It’s perfect for holding up your favorite notes, photos, or reminders while bringing a warm, natural touch to your kitchen. Whether you’re from California or just love its vibe, this magnet is a fun and functional keepsake that adds character to any space. Grab one and let your fridge say hello with style!

THE hat for the Martinez Kid!!!

Lower profile structured unisex trucker baseball cap. One size fits most kids. Richardson brand. In-house engraved vegan-leather patch. 

These handmade beauties come to us from friend and artisan, Krafty Kathy Designs. Made from frosted glass soda can-style containers. Includes a bamboo lid and glass straw. We love these SO much, we have them at home!

I Love You Funny Anatomical Heart 

Great for an anniversary, encouragement, wedding, friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, 

Folded Greeting Card printed on 130# Cover Uncoated Smooth White Cardstock A2 (4 3/8" x 5 3/4") Plain Kraft Brown Euro Flap 80# Text envelope Envelope Recycled Content: 30% Post Consumer Waste Envelope Energy Aware Production: 100% Renewable Energy BLANK INSIDE Greeting cards packaged individually in a Crystal-Clear No-Flap Plastic Sleeve Boxed Sets (Holiday only) packaged as a set of 8 cards with 8 envelopes in a Crystal-Clear Plastic Box Orders ship in 1-4 business days Thank you for your business! xo, Jess Five Dot Post

You Give Me Butter-flies Funny Butter Funny Card A2 (4 1/4 " x 5 1/2 ") Folded Greeting Card printed on 130# Cover Uncoated Smooth White Cardstock A2 (4 3/8" x 5 3/4") Plain Kraft Brown Euro Flap 80# Text envelope Envelope Recycled Content: 30% Post Consumer Waste Envelope Energy Aware Production: 100% Renewable Energy BLANK INSIDE