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This exclusive Blue Bare Made acrylic holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio.

Description: Swiftie- Inspired by the artists' recent obsession with baking sourdough bread. 

Materials: Layered maple and walnut. 

Measurements: 3.25" wide x 2.5" tall. 

Designs may NOT be reproduced without express permission. 

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This exclusive Blue Bare Made wood and acrylic holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio.

Description: Celebrating the marriage of a Mr. and Mr. in 2025

Materials: Layered acrylic on maplewood base. 

Measurements: 3.25"x 3.25"

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reproduced without express permission. 

Add a splash of charm to your fridge with the Wooden Magnet | Greetings from California. Crafted from solid walnut, this 1.5 x 2.5-inch magnet features a playful nod to the vibrant spirit of California. It’s perfect for holding up your favorite notes, photos, or reminders while bringing a warm, natural touch to your kitchen. Whether you’re from California or just love its vibe, this magnet is a fun and functional keepsake that adds character to any space. Grab one and let your fridge say hello with style!

Show off some local pride with this fun Martinez license plate lapel pin! Crafted from sturdy, clear acrylic, each pin measures 1 x 2" and features vibrant full-color printing. Made right here at Blue Bare Made, these original designs come with a soft PVC clutch that easily attaches to your jacket, backpack, or favorite gear for a playful pop of personality.

THE hat for the Martinez Kid!!!

Lower profile structured unisex trucker baseball cap. One size fits most kids. Richardson brand. In-house engraved vegan-leather patch. 

Support the Dam Locals!

Wondering if this cap cheers on the beavers, the locals, or the small businesses? The answer is a big yes to all three! Show off your hometown pride with this ultra-soft hat, original design by Blue Bare Made. Featuring a relaxed, low-profile fit in mineral-washed cotton, this unstructured baseball cap fits most adults comfortably. Finished with a KBETHOS brand and a unique vegan-leather patch engraved in-house, it’s the perfect playful nod to your favorite “Dam” community.

This greeting card features a relaxing watercolor illustration, paired with a date night-inspired phrase.  Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size). Blank inside. 

You're Not Like a Regular Mom Cool Mom

Great for Mother's Day, Birthday, New Moms

 Mean Girls Mother's Day Card A2 (4 1/4 " x 5 1/2 ") Folded Greeting Card printed on 130# Cover Uncoated Smooth White Cardstock A2 (4 3/8" x 5 3/4") Plain Kraft Brown Euro Flap 80# Text envelope Envelope Recycled Content: 30% Post Consumer Waste Envelope Energy Aware Production: 100% Renewable Energy BLANK INSIDE 

I Love You Funny Anatomical Heart 

Great for an anniversary, encouragement, wedding, friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, 

Folded Greeting Card printed on 130# Cover Uncoated Smooth White Cardstock A2 (4 3/8" x 5 3/4") Plain Kraft Brown Euro Flap 80# Text envelope Envelope Recycled Content: 30% Post Consumer Waste Envelope Energy Aware Production: 100% Renewable Energy BLANK INSIDE Greeting cards packaged individually in a Crystal-Clear No-Flap Plastic Sleeve Boxed Sets (Holiday only) packaged as a set of 8 cards with 8 envelopes in a Crystal-Clear Plastic Box Orders ship in 1-4 business days Thank you for your business! xo, Jess Five Dot Post

Five Star Mom Funny Mother's Day or Birthday Greeting Card A2 (4 1/4 " x 5 1/2 ") Folded Greeting Card printed on 130# Cover Uncoated Smooth White Cardstock A2 (4 3/8" x 5 3/4") Plain Kraft Brown Euro Flap 80# Text envelope Envelope Recycled Content: 30% Post Consumer Waste Envelope Energy Aware Production: 100% Renewable Energy BLANK INSIDE

"Hoppy Father's Day" This Father's Day card makes an awesome gift for beer loving Dads. Card is printed on recycled paper that has a luxurious and uniquely textured feel. Perfect for breweries, eco-concious stores, and more. Greeting card size: A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches). Includes envelopes, blank inside. Printed on FSC Certified 80 lb watercolor textured cardstock, made from recycled materials & renewable energy.