Funny + Punny

Solid beech wood kitchen utensil featuring a phrase and design that nods to one of America's newest sweethearts, Snoop. 

Many Martini Social Clubs are popping up, but there can only be one authentic original that started them all. Pay homage to the original birthplace of the Martini cocktail with this exclusive vinyl sticker designed by us at Blue Bare Made.  

Measures 3" x 2.3" | Waterproof | UV Protected | Dark Gray + White

You can also find this design on other Blue Bare Made products.

This vinyl sticker material is strong, reliable, and versatile, perfect for indoor or outdoor use. It's UV protected and waterproof for up to 4 years.  It's perfect for a water bottle, binder, bike, skateboard, window and more. 

Copyright 2024 Blue Bare Made. All rights reserved. 

Many Martini Social Clubs are popping up, but there can only be one authentic original that started them all. Pay homage to the original birthplace of the Martini cocktail with this exclusive walnut wood magnet made in-house by us at Blue Bare Made.  

Measures 1.75" x 2.25 | Laser Engraved Walnut Wood | Neodymium Rare Earth Strong Magnet

You can also find this design on other Blue Bare Made products.

Copyright 2024 Blue Bare Made. All rights reserved. 

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag popular piece paying homage to America's iconic Snoop Dogg

Description: Snoop Dogg - Happy Holla-Dizzles fo' Shizzles!

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.25 wide x 4" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

Are these cats not the judgiest ever? We love them so much!

Crafted with soft and stretchy materials, this hair tie ensures a comfortable and secure hold without causing any discomfort. The cute cat motif adds a fun and playful element to your hairstyle, making it perfect for everyday wear or special occasions. 

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Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this shirt designed to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this mega soft, Bella and Canvas printed natural colored and soft black printed tee. These are a tri-blend and don't shrink. Sizing and fabric details below. 

This is an in-house original copyrighted design and produced product by Blue Bare Made. 

Unisex / Men's Tee Info:

Unisex tees run true to size and do not shrink.

The Unisex Triblend Short Sleeve Tee is a popular companion to our best-selling 3001 style. This updated essential features a crew neck, a side-seamed, modern fit, and is available in 66 expressive colors. As the industry's first 40 singles triblend, this tee is crafted from our exceptionally soft and lightweight, proprietary triblend fabric, offering unparalleled smoothness and comfort. The Unisex Triblend Short Sleeve Tee is a casual basic with a luxurious look and feel, ready for any and all forms of customization.

Features: Side-seamed. Classic fit. Unisex sizing.

Fabrication: 50% polyester, 25% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon, 40 single, 3.8 oz. 

Black Heather Triblend: 70% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester, 15% rayon  

Sizes: XS-5XL  

Women's Tee Info:

Women's tees run a little small, but do not shrink. You may wish to order the next size up. 

With a body flattering silhouette this silky womens t shirt brings major retail appeal. Featuring a crew neck and short sleeves this effortlessly stylish shirt is part of our relaxed collection. Fabricated from our unique 40 single triblend this ultra soft t shirt feels luxurious against the skin. 

Fabrication:
Triblend Colors: 50% poly, 25% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon, 40 single 3.8 oz

*Disclaimer: Due to the specialized washing process, each shirt is unique.

A bottle of wine is an appropriate gift for a lot of occasions, but it's even better paired with  a special selected something extra. 

These reusable wooden topped wine bottle cork stoppers come with a disposable tag that will hang around the neck of the bottle or sit on their own on a flat surface. These make the perfect gift for a teacher (yep, we said that one first), coach, birthday, parent, retiree, holiday host, girl's weekend, neighbor, friend, engagement and more. 

Tags: wine, funny, era, cork, bar, gift, mama, grandma, drink, pour 

Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride. 

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

We're throwing it all the way back to early 1900s in Italy. Measuring 5.5" x 3.5," these wood-handled and stainless-steel corkscrews demonstrate a classic style and a vintage vibe. While they are mostly intended for wine opening, they have a discreet bottle opener function, too. 

These make a great gift for weddings, birthdays, holidays, and more.

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This original Blue Bare Made product is finally back in the shop just in time for cheese season! Well...when ISN'T it cheese season?!

These reusable charcuterie picks are sure to add some humor to any charcuterie board-related social gathering. Select your favorite set or why not pick up both? These make great gifts - especially when paired with one of our in-house engraved charcuterie boards.  

Made from solid maple wood. Easy to clean with mild soap and water. Recondition as needed. 

Picks measure 2.5" in length and are natually bacteria resistant. 

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This all-natural, handmade lip balm was created by two chicks who knew there was a way to have soft lips without all the chemical nonsense. 

Each lip balm is scented, not flavored, handmade in small batches with natural flavor oils. Balms soak right in to heal and protect your lips so you're ready for whatever comes your way. 

Products contain beeswax, sweet almond oil, coconut oil, mango butter, kokum butter, shea butter, lanolin, vitamin E oil & natural “flavor” oils that are actually scents and not flavors.  We know, it’s confusing, but if your lip balm TASTES like a cinnamon roll, you’re going to lick your lips and dry them out and blame us. We don’t want that. We want happy lips. 

PLEASE NOTE: This is a consumable item and is not returnable or exchangeable. 

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag your nostalic piece paying homage to the City of Martinez, California.  PERFECT for gifting or keeping! 

Description: Marina, the beaver, sends out her holiday greetings from "A Dam Great City," none other than Martinez, CA. 

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.25 wide x 4" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

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All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

Support the Dam Locals Over-the-Shoulder Cotton Tote! 

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this sturdy and spacious cotton tote bag. It is made from durable 6 ounce- 100% cotton with 25" over-the-shoulder self fabric handles that are reinforced with stress point stitching for durability and to carry a heavy load comfortably. Use this bag daily, for work, at the beach or a day of grocery shopping. Perfect for the Farmer's Market and shlepping around kiddo stuff!

• Durable 6-ounce, 100% cotton tote bags
• Handles reinforced with stress-point stitching
• Expandable bottom gusset
• 25" long self fabric handles

Size:

•   17"W x 15"H x 4"D                        

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

Two styles to select from, both featuring a fun Snoop Dogg phrase engraved: Snoop - Chop It Like It's HOT!  - A Nod to one of America's newest sweethearts, Snoop. 

Square washed acacia wood: 10 x 10."

Acacia wood with handle: 6.5 x 10.5"

Acacia wood with handle: 8 x 13"

Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride. 

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

Measures 2.5" square (no city listed). 

Measures 2.5" x 2.75" (City of Martinez).

Weather and water resistant durable vinyl. Safe for water bottles, laptops, windows, and more.