Silly, Snarky + Sarcastic

Solid beech wood kitchen utensil featuring a phrase and design that nods to one of America's newest sweethearts, Snoop. 

This exclusive Blue Bare Made wooden holiday ornament is both designed and produced in our Martinez, California laser studio. Snag popular piece paying homage to America's iconic Snoop Dogg

Description: Snoop Dogg - Happy Holla-Dizzles fo' Shizzles!

Materials: Solid maple wood with 5" twine hanger and wooden beads. 

Measurements: 3.25 wide x 4" tall. 

Packaged: Comes packaged in a protective clear sealed sleeve on Blue Bare Made branded cardstock. 

All Blue Bare Made designs are exclusive and may NOT be reporoduced without express permission. 

We're throwing it all the way back to early 1900s in Italy. Measuring 5.5" x 3.5," these wood-handled and stainless-steel corkscrews demonstrate a classic style and a vintage vibe. While they are mostly intended for wine opening, they have a discreet bottle opener function, too. 

These make a great gift for weddings, birthdays, holidays, and more.

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Two styles to select from, both featuring a fun Snoop Dogg phrase engraved: Snoop - Chop It Like It's HOT!  - A Nod to one of America's newest sweethearts, Snoop. 

Square washed acacia wood: 10 x 10."

Acacia wood with handle: 6.5 x 10.5"

Acacia wood with handle: 8 x 13"

This all-natural, handmade lip balm was created by two chicks who knew there was a way to have soft lips without all the chemical nonsense. 

Each lip balm is scented, not flavored, handmade in small batches with natural flavor oils. Balms soak right in to heal and protect your lips so you're ready for whatever comes your way. 

Products contain beeswax, sweet almond oil, coconut oil, mango butter, kokum butter, shea butter, lanolin, vitamin E oil & natural “flavor” oils that are actually scents and not flavors.  We know, it’s confusing, but if your lip balm TASTES like a cinnamon roll, you’re going to lick your lips and dry them out and blame us. We don’t want that. We want happy lips. 

PLEASE NOTE: This is a consumable item and is not returnable or exchangeable. 

These cozy beanies are the perfect accessory to wear to during the holidays and beyond. 

Head down to the Blue Bare Made Shop at 608 Estudillo St. to try them on and ADD YOUR FAVORITE LEATHER PATCH at no additional charge. 

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Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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This original Blue Bare Made product is finally back in the shop just in time for cheese season! Well...when ISN'T it cheese season?!

These reusable charcuterie picks are sure to add some humor to any charcuterie board-related social gathering. Select your favorite set or why not pick up both? These make great gifts - especially when paired with one of our in-house engraved charcuterie boards.  

Made from solid maple wood. Easy to clean with mild soap and water. Recondition as needed. 

Picks measure 2.5" in length and are natually bacteria resistant. 

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Would the world have been as beautiful if the comedic icon Betty White did not exist? WOULD THE GOLDEN GIRLS HAVE BEEN AS GOLDEN WITHOUT ROSE NYLUND? These are the questions we must ask ourselves. What better way to celebrate the amazing human that was Betty White than by making a CHEESECAKE SCENTED lip balm in her image. CHEESECAKE... because didn't Blanche, Rose, Sophia and Dorothy fix ALL of the worlds' problems over CHEESECAKE? Boy howdy, do we have something to put a spring in your step!

This all-natural, handmade lip balm was created by two chicks who knew there was a way to have soft lips without all the chemical nonsense.  Each lip balm is scented, not flavored, handmade in small batches with natural flavor oils. Balms soak right in to heal and protect your lips so you're ready for whatever comes your way. 

Products contain beeswax, sweet almond oil, coconut oil, mango butter, kokum butter, shea butter, lanolin, vitamin E oil & natural “flavor” oils that are actually scents and not flavors.  We know, it’s confusing, but if your lip balm TASTES like a cinnamon roll, you’re going to lick your lips and dry them out and blame us. We don’t want that. We want happy lips. 

PLEASE NOTE: This is a consumable item and is not returnable or exchangeable. 

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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A bottle of wine is an appropriate gift for a lot of occasions, but it's even better paired with  a special selected something extra. 

These reusable wooden topped wine bottle cork stoppers come with a disposable tag that will hang around the neck of the bottle or sit on their own on a flat surface. These make the perfect gift for a teacher (yep, we said that one first), coach, birthday, parent, retiree, holiday host, girl's weekend, neighbor, friend, engagement and more. 

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This board features a funny definition of charcuterie engraved at the bottom. Perfect for any gathering or to bring a smile to your face. 

Charcuterie: A French term used when you're trying to look fancy by placing meat, cheese and other tiny foods on a wooden board.

Acacia wood with handle: 8 x 13"

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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