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Sticker | "If I Fits I Sits" Cat
Sticker | "If I Fits I Sits" Cat
Sticker | "If I Fits I Sits" Cat

$4.00 USD

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Sticker | "If I Fits I Sits" Cat

$4.00 USD

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This cat wants to play. This would look puurrfect on any water bottle, journal, laptop, etc Details:•3.0" x 3.0"• Printed and shipped with care from the U.S.A. • High quality and durable vinyl, indoor and outdoor use• Waterproof and weatherproof
Wood Cutting Board | Charcuterie Definition
Wood Cutting Board | Charcuterie Definition
Wood Cutting Board | Charcuterie Definition

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Wood Cutting Board | Charcuterie Definition

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This board features a funny definition of charcuterie engraved at the bottom. Perfect for any gathering or to bring a smile to your face. 

Charcuterie: A French term used when you're trying to look fancy by placing meat, cheese and other tiny foods on a wooden board.

Acacia wood with handle: 8 x 13"


Earrings | Kawaii Dumpster Fire
Earrings | Kawaii Dumpster Fire

$10.00 USD

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Earrings | Kawaii Dumpster Fire

$10.00 USD

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Delightful novelty earrings are designed for all-day comfort with hypoallergenic titanium posts. The vibrant print will never fade & earrings are 100% waterproof! Titanium post: Pure medical grade • Nickel-free & hypoallergenic • Vibrant UV ink on clear acrylic • Fade-proof and waterproof • High gloss protective finish • Soft plastic backs included 

Finger Puppet Book | Taco Tuesday
Finger Puppet Book | Taco Tuesday
Finger Puppet Book | Taco Tuesday

$8.50 USD

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Finger Puppet Book | Taco Tuesday

$8.50 USD

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Why would you ever want to eat a taco when you could have...something else? Follow along with a happy little taco as they try to convince you that something else is for dinner. Just don't tell them what day it is! This silly rhyming story features a fun finger puppet toy built into the book, encouraging interactive play, hand-eye coordination, and language development in your little boys and girls. Babies and toddlers learn best when they are playing, especially when their grown-ups are in on the fun! Collect the entire series of books in the Cottage Door Press Finger Puppet Collection! The adorable built-in taco finger puppet encourages interactive play and helps develop fine motor skills. The funny rhyming story entertains while teaching language patterns to babies and toddlers in their first years. Practice hand-eye coordination.
Engraved Wood Spoon | What the Fork is For Dinner?
Engraved Wood Spoon | What the Fork is For Dinner?

$12.00 USD

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Engraved Wood Spoon | What the Fork is For Dinner?

$12.00 USD

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Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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Children's Christmas Beanie | punny deer
Children's Christmas Beanie | punny deer

$25.00 USD

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Children's Christmas Beanie | punny deer

$25.00 USD

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The cuteness is almost unbearable! 

These lined reindeer beanies adorned with one of our custom "Oh, Deer!" patches are perfect for your little one this holiday season. 

Best for ages 6 months - 2 years old. 

christmas, children, kids, beanie, hat, kid, 

Lip Balm | BETTY WHITE/ROSE NYLUND Cheesecake
Lip Balm | BETTY WHITE/ROSE NYLUND Cheesecake
Lip Balm | BETTY WHITE/ROSE NYLUND Cheesecake
$5.00 USD $3.50 USD
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Lip Balm | BETTY WHITE/ROSE NYLUND Cheesecake
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Would the world have been as beautiful if the comedic icon Betty White did not exist? WOULD THE GOLDEN GIRLS HAVE BEEN AS GOLDEN WITHOUT ROSE NYLUND? These are the questions we must ask ourselves. What better way to celebrate the amazing human that was Betty White than by making a CHEESECAKE SCENTED lip balm in her image. CHEESECAKE... because didn't Blanche, Rose, Sophia and Dorothy fix ALL of the worlds' problems over CHEESECAKE? Boy howdy, do we have something to put a spring in your step!

This all-natural, handmade lip balm was created by two chicks who knew there was a way to have soft lips without all the chemical nonsense.  Each lip balm is scented, not flavored, handmade in small batches with natural flavor oils. Balms soak right in to heal and protect your lips so you're ready for whatever comes your way. 

Products contain beeswax, sweet almond oil, coconut oil, mango butter, kokum butter, shea butter, lanolin, vitamin E oil & natural “flavor” oils that are actually scents and not flavors.  We know, it’s confusing, but if your lip balm TASTES like a cinnamon roll, you’re going to lick your lips and dry them out and blame us. We don’t want that. We want happy lips. 

PLEASE NOTE: This is a consumable item and is not returnable or exchangeable. 

Mini Wooden Spoon

$5.50 USD

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Mini Wooden Spoon

$5.50 USD

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Engraved Wood Spoon | Feed Me Tacos + Tell Me I'm Pretty
Engraved Wood Spoon | Feed Me Tacos + Tell Me I'm Pretty

$12.00 USD

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Engraved Wood Spoon | Feed Me Tacos + Tell Me I'm Pretty

$12.00 USD

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Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

Christmas, birthday, holiday, spoon, spatula, tuner, wood, wooden, beech, kitchen, holiday, gift, funny, punny, gift, shit, crap, 

Engraved Wood Spoon | Stirring It Up in Martinez

$12.00 USD

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Engraved Wood Spoon | Stirring It Up in Martinez

$12.00 USD

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Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

Christmas, birthday, holiday, spoon, spatula, tuner, wood, wooden, beech, kitchen, holiday, gift, funny, punny, gift, 

Engraved Wood Spoon | Eat Local Martinez

$12.00 USD

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Engraved Wood Spoon | Eat Local Martinez

$12.00 USD

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Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

Christmas, birthday, holiday, spoon, spatula, tuner, wood, wooden, beech, kitchen, holiday, gift, funny, punny, gift, 

Elf Idea Cards
$8.75 USD $6.00 USD
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Elf Idea Cards
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Two versions to keep your brain from having to think too much as your elf friend visits this season. Each contains a set of 29 silly stories and poem cards and they are resusable year after year. 

Features:

  • Cut off instructions
  • Utilizes common household items as props
  • Same colors and patterns as the original "Christmas Elf Made Easy," so you can seamlessly integrate new cards with unused cards from last year
  • Professionally printed on sturdy 80# cover paper
Sticker | Chalant as Hell (Never Been Nonchalant) Glitter
Sticker | Chalant as Hell (Never Been Nonchalant) Glitter
Sticker | Chalant as Hell (Never Been Nonchalant) Glitter

$4.00 USD

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Sticker | Chalant as Hell (Never Been Nonchalant) Glitter

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Get ready to add some sass to your life with my Chalant as Hell Glitter Sticker! Featuring a bold design with a glitter outline, this sticker is perfect for showing off your playful and nonchalant attitude. Trust us, you've never been so chalant before! Your laptop. Your water bottle. Your car. If they don't stand for something, they'll fall for anything. Or is that people? Hm... This die cut sticker features my signature hand lettering and design. Made from a durable vinyl with a laminate that protects your stickers from scratching, rain and sunlight.  Approximately 3 in x 3 in
Sticker | Silly Goose
Sticker | Silly Goose

$4.00 USD

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Sticker | Silly Goose

$4.00 USD

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Cute goose / geese / duck animal pun sticker with hat. High quality and waterproof vinyl sticker. Great to decorate laptops, water bottles, car windows, coolers, kayaks, suitcases, bikes, phone cases, journals, and more. Sarcastic, funny, and punny. Details: •2.0" x 3.0" • Printed and shipped with care from the U.S.A. • High quality and durable vinyl, indoor and outdoor use• Waterproof and weather resistant
Engraved Wood Spoon | If I Have to Stir It, It's Homemade
Engraved Wood Spoon | If I Have to Stir It, It's Homemade

$12.00 USD

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Engraved Wood Spoon | If I Have to Stir It, It's Homemade

$12.00 USD

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Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

Christmas, birthday, holiday, spoon, spatula, tuner, wood, wooden, beech, kitchen, holiday, gift, funny, punny, gift, shit, crap, 

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Vintage Style T-Shirt | Original Martini Social Club
Vintage Style T-Shirt | Original Martini Social Club
Vintage Style T-Shirt | Original Martini Social Club

$29.95 USD

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Vintage Style T-Shirt | Original Martini Social Club

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Fleece Raglan Sweatshirt | Original Martini Social Club
Fleece Raglan Sweatshirt | Original Martini Social Club
Fleece Raglan Sweatshirt | Original Martini Social Club

$55.00 USD

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Fleece Raglan Sweatshirt | Original Martini Social Club

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Kitchen Towels | Original Martini Social Club / The Martinez Cocktail
Kitchen Towels | Original Martini Social Club / The Martinez Cocktail
Kitchen Towels | Original Martini Social Club / The Martinez Cocktail

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Kitchen Towels | Original Martini Social Club / The Martinez Cocktail

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Wood Spatula | Snoop - Let it Sizzle fo' Shizzle
Wood Spatula | Snoop - Let it Sizzle fo' Shizzle
Wood Spatula | Snoop - Let it Sizzle fo' Shizzle

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Wood Spatula | Snoop - Let it Sizzle fo' Shizzle

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Bracelets | Delicate Japanese Miyuki Beaded
Bracelets | Delicate Japanese Miyuki Beaded
Bracelets | Delicate Japanese Miyuki Beaded

$6.50 USD

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Bracelets | Delicate Japanese Miyuki Beaded

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Hand Poured Soy Candle | Blue Bare Made Signature Scents
Hand Poured Soy Candle | Blue Bare Made Signature Scents
Hand Poured Soy Candle | Blue Bare Made Signature Scents

$32.00 USD

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Hand Poured Soy Candle | Blue Bare Made Signature Scents

$32.00 USD

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Table Light | LED Robin Wire Bird
Table Light | LED Robin Wire Bird
Table Light | LED Robin Wire Bird

$24.00 USD

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Table Light | LED Robin Wire Bird

$24.00 USD

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WINE CORK | Engraved Wooden Bottle Stopper

$8.00 USD

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WINE CORK | Engraved Wooden Bottle Stopper

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