Silly, Snarky + Sarcastic

This board features a funny definition of charcuterie engraved at the bottom. Perfect for any gathering or to bring a smile to your face. 

Charcuterie: A French term used when you're trying to look fancy by placing meat, cheese and other tiny foods on a wooden board.

Acacia wood with handle: 8 x 13"

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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Would the world have been as beautiful if the comedic icon Betty White did not exist? WOULD THE GOLDEN GIRLS HAVE BEEN AS GOLDEN WITHOUT ROSE NYLUND? These are the questions we must ask ourselves. What better way to celebrate the amazing human that was Betty White than by making a CHEESECAKE SCENTED lip balm in her image. CHEESECAKE... because didn't Blanche, Rose, Sophia and Dorothy fix ALL of the worlds' problems over CHEESECAKE? Boy howdy, do we have something to put a spring in your step!

This all-natural, handmade lip balm was created by two chicks who knew there was a way to have soft lips without all the chemical nonsense.  Each lip balm is scented, not flavored, handmade in small batches with natural flavor oils. Balms soak right in to heal and protect your lips so you're ready for whatever comes your way. 

Products contain beeswax, sweet almond oil, coconut oil, mango butter, kokum butter, shea butter, lanolin, vitamin E oil & natural “flavor” oils that are actually scents and not flavors.  We know, it’s confusing, but if your lip balm TASTES like a cinnamon roll, you’re going to lick your lips and dry them out and blame us. We don’t want that. We want happy lips. 

PLEASE NOTE: This is a consumable item and is not returnable or exchangeable. 

This plant themed thank you card is an elegant and eco-friendly way to thank those who have helped you grow in life! Perfect for teacher appreciation, mentors, friends, and family. Each handmade card is printed on recycled paper that has a luxurious and uniquely textured feel. Greeting card size: A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches). Includes envelope/s, blank inside. Printed on FSC Certified 80 lb watercolor textured cardstock, made from recycled materials & renewable energy. 

Self love, Shelf love - Same thing. This sticker would look great on your favorite book, journal, or water bottle

Details:

•3.0" x 2.5"
• Printed and shipped with care from the U.S.A.
• High quality and durable vinyl, indoor and outdoor use
• Waterproof and weatherproof


We are partnered with ActiveMinds.Org to help spread mental health awareness.

The cuteness is almost unBEARable! 

Best for ages 6 months - 2 years old. 

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Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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Authentic duck food. Safe to feed the feathered friends at the Martinez Marina. 2 oz recylable container. 

Part of our "Don't Bread on Me" campaign, an original Blue Bare Made design.