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12 oz or 16oz Stemless Wine Tumbler | Support the Dam Locals Beaver
12 oz or 16oz Stemless Wine Tumbler | Support the Dam Locals Beaver
12 oz or 16oz Stemless Wine Tumbler | Support the Dam Locals Beaver
12 oz or 16oz Stemless Wine Tumbler | Support the Dam Locals Beaver

From $22.00 USD

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12 oz or 16oz Stemless Wine Tumbler | Support the Dam Locals Beaver

From $22.00 USD

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Support the Dam Locals Laser Engraved Stemless Wine Glass Tumbler

Excellent for both hot or cool bverages. Fully insulated and pool safe. 

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this insulated stemless tumbler by Polar Camel. Two sizes available. 

Product Description:
  • Two size options: 12 oz or 16 oz
  • Dishwasher Safe
  • Powder coated stainless steel double-insulated 
  • Safe for hot or cold benverages                    

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

 

 

 

 

15 oz Camp Mug | Support the Dam Locals Beaver

$32.00 USD

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15 oz Camp Mug | Support the Dam Locals Beaver

$32.00 USD

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Support the Dam Locals Laser Engraved Insulated Camp Mug (with lid)

Excellent for both hot or cool beverages. Fully insulated and pool safe. 

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this insulated mug by Polar Camel. Two sizes available. 

Product Description:
  • Holds 15oz
  • Dishwasher Safe
  • Powder coated stainless steel double-insulated 
  • Safe for hot or cold beverages    

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

 

 

 

 

22 oz Skinny Tumbler | Support the Dam Locals Beaver
22 oz Skinny Tumbler | Support the Dam Locals Beaver

$30.00 USD

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22 oz Skinny Tumbler | Support the Dam Locals Beaver

$30.00 USD

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Support the Dam Locals Laser Engraved Skinny Tumbler

Excellent for both hot or cool beverages. Fully insulated and pool safe. Comes with reusable silicone straw. 

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this insulated stemless tumbler by Polar Camel. Two sizes available. 

Product Description:
  • Holds 22oz
  • Dishwasher Safe
  • Includes clear reusable silicone straw
  • Powder coated stainless steel double-insulated 
  • Safe for hot or cold beverages   
  • Fits in a standard cup holder          

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

 

 

 

 

40oz XL Handled Tumbler | Support the Dam Locals Beaver
40oz XL Handled Tumbler | Support the Dam Locals Beaver

$42.00 USD

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40oz XL Handled Tumbler | Support the Dam Locals Beaver

$42.00 USD

Unit price /  per 

Support the Dam Locals Laser Engraved Skinny Tumbler

Excellent for both hot or cool beverages. Fully insulated and pool safe. Comes with reusable straw. 

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this insulated stemless tumbler by Polar Camel. Two sizes available. 

Product Description:
  • Holds 40oz
  • Includes clear reusable straw
  • Powder coated stainless steel double-insulated 
  • Safe for hot or cold beverages   
  • Fits in a standard cup holder     
  • Flip open and close lid.     

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

 

 

 

 

Acrylic Lapel Pin | Support the Dam Locals Beaver
Acrylic Lapel Pin | Support the Dam Locals Beaver
Acrylic Lapel Pin | Support the Dam Locals Beaver

$8.00 USD

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Acrylic Lapel Pin | Support the Dam Locals Beaver

$8.00 USD

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Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride. 

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

Measures 1.5" square (no city listed). 

Measures 1.5" x 1.75" (City of Martinez).

Each pin is made from a solid, transparent, acrylic material that is printed in full color.  They feature a soft PVC clutch, allowing you to fasten your pin to your clothes, backpack, or accessories.

 

 

 

 

Birthday Greeting Card | You're Hard to Buy For
Birthday Greeting Card | You're Hard to Buy For

$5.50 USD

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Birthday Greeting Card | You're Hard to Buy For

$5.50 USD

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Card Size: (4.25” x 5.5") Material: Photo Quality Matte Stock Envelope Color: Kraft Brown Inside is left blank for your own personal message. Each card comes with a kraft envelope & individually packaged in a plastic cellophane sleeve.
Father's Day Card | Awesome Dad Card
Father's Day Card | Awesome Dad Card

$5.50 USD

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Father's Day Card | Awesome Dad Card

$5.50 USD

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Card Size: (4.25” x 5.5") Material: Photo Quality Matte Stock Envelope Color: Kraft Brown Inside is left blank for your own personal message. Each card comes with a kraft envelope & individually packaged in a plastic cellophane sleeve.
Greeting Card | Grandkids Substitute
Greeting Card | Grandkids Substitute

$5.50 USD

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Greeting Card | Grandkids Substitute

$5.50 USD

Unit price /  per 
Card Size: (4.25” x 5.5") Material: Photo Quality Matte Stock Envelope Color: Kraft Brown Inside is left blank for your own personal message. Each card comes with a kraft envelope & individually packaged in a plastic cellophane sleeve.
Greeting Card | Mama, Mama, Mama...
Greeting Card | Mama, Mama, Mama...

$5.50 USD

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Greeting Card | Mama, Mama, Mama...

$5.50 USD

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Card Size: (4.25” x 5.5") Material: Photo Quality Matte Stock Envelope Color: Kraft Brown Inside is left blank for your own personal message. Each card comes with a kraft envelope & individually packaged in a plastic cellophane sleeve.
Kitchen Towel | Floral Tea Cup
Kitchen Towel | Floral Tea Cup

$15.00 USD

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Kitchen Towel | Floral Tea Cup

$15.00 USD

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100% cotton White towel with hanging loop. Measures - 28" x 28" Care instructions - machine wash warm water, tumble dry low, iron & bleach optional. Due to the handmade nature of our tea towels, each will have slight variations in size, texture and image placement. 

 

vintage, butterfly, floral, flower, 

Kitchen Towel | Friends That Become Family
Kitchen Towel | Friends That Become Family

$15.00 USD

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Kitchen Towel | Friends That Become Family

$15.00 USD

Unit price /  per 

100% cotton White towel with hanging loop. Measures - 28" x 28" Care instructions - machine wash warm water, tumble dry low, iron & bleach optional. Due to the handmade nature of our tea towels, each will have slight variations in size, texture and image placement. 

 

vintage, butterfly, floral, flower, grandma, nana, gigi, papa, grandpa, grandchild, grandchildren, 

Kitchen Towel | Grandchildren Close to My Heart
Kitchen Towel | Grandchildren Close to My Heart

$15.00 USD

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Kitchen Towel | Grandchildren Close to My Heart

$15.00 USD

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100% cotton White towel with hanging loop. Measures - 28" x 28" Care instructions - machine wash warm water, tumble dry low, iron & bleach optional. Due to the handmade nature of our tea towels, each will have slight variations in size, texture and image placement. 

 

vintage, butterfly, floral, flower, grandma, nana, gigi, papa, grandpa, grandchild, grandchildren, 

Kitchen Towel | Home Is Where My Plants Are
Kitchen Towel | Home Is Where My Plants Are

$15.00 USD

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Kitchen Towel | Home Is Where My Plants Are

$15.00 USD

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100% cotton White towel with hanging loop. Measures - 28" x 28" Care instructions - machine wash warm water, tumble dry low, iron & bleach optional. Due to the handmade nature of our tea towels, each will have slight variations in size, texture and image placement. 

 

vintage, butterfly, floral, flower, grandma, nana, gigi, papa, grandpa, grandchild, grandchildren, 

Kitchen Towel | If You Don't Like Tacos I'm Nacho Type Tea Towel
Kitchen Towel | If You Don't Like Tacos I'm Nacho Type Tea Towel
Kitchen Towel | If You Don't Like Tacos I'm Nacho Type Tea Towel

$15.00 USD

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Kitchen Towel | If You Don't Like Tacos I'm Nacho Type Tea Towel

$15.00 USD

Unit price /  per 

100% cotton White towel with hanging loop. Measures - 28" x 28" Care instructions - machine wash warm water, tumble dry low, iron & bleach optional. Due to the handmade nature of our tea towels, each will have slight variations in size, texture and image placement. 

Kitchen Towel | Kitchen Utensils (whisk, spoon, turner, rolling pin)
Kitchen Towel | Kitchen Utensils (whisk, spoon, turner, rolling pin)

$15.00 USD

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Kitchen Towel | Kitchen Utensils (whisk, spoon, turner, rolling pin)

$15.00 USD

Unit price /  per 

100% cotton White towel with hanging loop. Measures - 28" x 28" Care instructions - machine wash warm water, tumble dry low, iron & bleach optional. Due to the handmade nature of our tea towels, each will have slight variations in size, texture and image placement. 

 

vintage, butterfly, floral, flower, grandma, nana, gigi, papa, grandpa, grandchild, grandchildren, 

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