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From $22.00 USD
Unit price / perSupport the Dam Locals Laser Engraved Stemless Wine Glass Tumbler
Excellent for both hot or cool bverages. Fully insulated and pool safe.
You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this insulated stemless tumbler by Polar Camel. Two sizes available.
- Two size options: 12 oz or 16 oz
- Dishwasher Safe
- Powder coated stainless steel double-insulated
- Safe for hot or cold benverages
This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.
$32.00 USD
Unit price / perSupport the Dam Locals Laser Engraved Insulated Camp Mug (with lid)
Excellent for both hot or cool beverages. Fully insulated and pool safe.
You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this insulated mug by Polar Camel. Two sizes available.
- Holds 15oz
- Dishwasher Safe
- Powder coated stainless steel double-insulated
- Safe for hot or cold beverages
This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.
$42.00 USD
Unit price / perSupport the Dam Locals Laser Engraved Skinny Tumbler
Excellent for both hot or cool beverages. Fully insulated and pool safe. Comes with reusable straw.
You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this insulated stemless tumbler by Polar Camel. Two sizes available.
- Holds 40oz
- Includes clear reusable straw
- Powder coated stainless steel double-insulated
- Safe for hot or cold beverages
- Fits in a standard cup holder
- Flip open and close lid.
This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.
$8.00 USD
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Show off some local pride with this fun Martinez license plate lapel pin! Crafted from sturdy, clear acrylic, each pin measures 1 x 2" and features vibrant full-color printing. Made right here at Blue Bare Made, these original designs come with a soft PVC clutch that easily attaches to your jacket, backpack, or favorite gear for a playful pop of personality.
$8.00 USD
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Show off some local pride with this fun Martinez round logo lapel pin! Crafted from sturdy, clear acrylic, each pin measures 1 x 2" and features vibrant full-color printing. Made right here at Blue Bare Made, these original designs come with a soft PVC clutch that easily attaches to your jacket, backpack, or favorite gear for a playful pop of personality.
$8.00 USD
Unit price / perSupport the Dam Locals!
You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride.
This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.
Measures 1.5" square (no city listed).
Measures 1.5" x 1.75" (City of Martinez).
Each pin is made from a solid, transparent, acrylic material that is printed in full color. They feature a soft PVC clutch, allowing you to fasten your pin to your clothes, backpack, or accessories.
$29.50 USD
Unit price / perEmbrace your wild side with this Adult Unisex Tee featuring the bold "Nearly Feral" graphic on classic black. Crafted from soft, comfortable Gildan Soft Tee fabric, this tee is perfect for anyone who refuses to be tamed. Whether you're channeling your inner rebel or just keeping it real, this playful design makes a statement that's equal parts humor and attitude. Versatile enough for casual hangouts, weekend adventures, or just living your best untamed life. Comfortable, durable, and unapologetically you.
$9.50 USD
Unit price / perMeet the "meh." heart coin purse, your new sidekick for adventures in finance (or lack thereof)! This round marvel features an engraved vegan leather patch and comes in natural or black. Perfect for stashing coins or, you know, all those love notes you *definitely* won't send. Ideal for the teen with a heart that's just not that into it!
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$9.50 USD
Unit price / perMeet the Coin Purse | Not Your Sweetie (Heart) – it’s your new sidekick for stashing those coins and cheeky little treasures! Crafted from sturdy cotton canvas and sportin’ a snazzy vegan leather patch, it’s perfect for when you’re living life on a whim (or just out of spite)! Ideal for students or as a quirky gift, this lightweight pouch is a fun way to keep your keys and cash safe while you spread some love—Valentine-style or Galentine-approved!
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$9.50 USD
Unit price / perMeet the Coin Purse that’s not just for change—it’s for your sass! Made of sturdy cotton canvas and flaunting a snazzy vegan leather patch, this quirky little number will keep your pennies (and your playful spirit) safe. Perfect for those moments when you’re surviving purely out of spite!
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This style and color runs small. It is on clearance and is final sale. No returns or exchanges on this item. We recommend you size up 2 sizes.
Support the Dam Locals!
You may be asking yourself if this shirt designed to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this mega soft, Bella and Canvas printed natural colored and soft black printed tee. These are a tri-blend and don't shrink. Sizing and fabric details below.
This is an in-house original copyrighted design and produced product by Blue Bare Made.
Unisex / Men's Tee Info:
Unisex tees run true to size and do not shrink.
The Unisex Triblend Short Sleeve Tee is a popular companion to our best-selling 3001 style. This updated essential features a crew neck, a side-seamed, modern fit, and is available in 66 expressive colors. As the industry's first 40 singles triblend, this tee is crafted from our exceptionally soft and lightweight, proprietary triblend fabric, offering unparalleled smoothness and comfort. The Unisex Triblend Short Sleeve Tee is a casual basic with a luxurious look and feel, ready for any and all forms of customization.
Features: Side-seamed. Classic fit. Unisex sizing.
Fabrication: 50% polyester, 25% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon, 40 single, 3.8 oz.
Black Heather Triblend: 70% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester, 15% rayon
Sizes: XS-5XL
Women's Tee Info:
Women's tees run a little small, but do not shrink. You may wish to order the next size up.
With a body flattering silhouette this silky womens t shirt brings major retail appeal. Featuring a crew neck and short sleeves this effortlessly stylish shirt is part of our relaxed collection. Fabricated from our unique 40 single triblend this ultra soft t shirt feels luxurious against the skin.
Fabrication:
Triblend Colors: 50% poly, 25% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon, 40 single 3.8 oz
*Disclaimer: Due to the specialized washing process, each shirt is unique.
This style and color runs small. It is on clearance and is final sale.
No returns or exchanges on this item.
We recommend you size up 1-2 sizes.
Support the Dam Locals!
You may be asking yourself if this shirt designed to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this Bella and Canvas printed natural colored and soft black printed tee. Sizing and fabric details below.
This is an in-house original copyrighted design and produced product by Blue Bare Made.
Women's Tank Info:
Designed with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this women's racerback tank top serves as the ideal blank canvas for all your printing needs. This go-to tank features a flattering racerback, relaxed fit, and tear-away label. These tanks will shrink and run slightly small.
Features: Side seamed. Racerback. Relaxed fit. Tear away label.
Fabrication:
Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 single 4.2 oz
*Disclaimer: Due to the specialized washing process, each shirt is unique.
From $10.00 USD
Unit price / perAren't sure what to get? No problem. Grab a gift card and let them choose.
TERMS: Our gift certificates are redeemable for in-person purchases made at our shop located at 628 Escobar St., Martinez, CA 94553 or on our website at www.bluebaremade.com. Present this certificate in person or enter the code at time of purchase when using online; the available balance will be applied toward your purchase.
All gift certificate purchases are FINAL SALE and are not redeemable for cash. Blue Bare Merc. & Made is not responsible for lost or stolen certificates.
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