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Handwoven Zip Pouch | Frida Vida | Large Meet your new favorite carry-all—a stunning large pouch crafted by skilled artisans in Mexico using time-honored weaving techniques. Each piece features vibrant, intricate woven patterns that tell a story, made from 100% cotton with a satisfyingly thick, canvas-like yarn that feels as good as it looks. The sturdy construction means this pouch can handle whatever you throw at it, whether it's your daily essentials, art supplies, or travel treasures. Fully lined for protection and durability, it's the kind of accessory that works as hard as you do while adding a pop of handmade charm to your collection. Large and medium size include matching tassel and can easily double as a clutch-style purse. 

Fair-trade crafted and built to last. Since these items are handmade, measurements are approximate and can vary slightly per bag. 

Measurements:

Large | 9 x11"

Medium | 8 x 10"

Small | 6 x 9"

Mini Coin | 4 x 5"

students, key storage, gift ideas, small zip pouches, cartoon accessories, lightweight wallets valentine galentine 

THE hat for the Martinez Kid!!!

Lower profile structured unisex trucker baseball cap. One size fits most kids. Richardson brand. In-house engraved vegan-leather patch. 

THE hat for the Martinez Kid!!!

Lower profile structured unisex trucker baseball cap. One size fits most kids. Richardson brand. In-house engraved vegan-leather patch. 

Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this hoodie is designed to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this mega soft, 

This is an in-house original copyrighted design and produced product by Blue Bare Made. 

Checkered cap. Black flat bill. One size fits most kids. KBETHOS brand. In-house engraved vegan-leather patch. 

100% cotton White towel with hanging loop. Measures - 28" x 28" Care instructions - machine wash warm water, tumble dry low, iron & bleach optional. Due to the handmade nature of our tea towels, each will have slight variations in size, texture and image placement. 

vintage, butterfly, floral, flower, 

100% cotton White towel with hanging loop. Measures - 28" x 28" Care instructions - machine wash warm water, tumble dry low, iron & bleach optional. Due to the handmade nature of our tea towels, each will have slight variations in size, texture and image placement. 

vintage, butterfly, floral, flower, grandma, nana, gigi, papa, grandpa, grandchild, grandchildren, 

100% cotton White towel with hanging loop. Measures - 28" x 28" Care instructions - machine wash warm water, tumble dry low, iron & bleach optional. Due to the handmade nature of our tea towels, each will have slight variations in size, texture and image placement. 

vintage, butterfly, floral, flower, grandma, nana, gigi, papa, grandpa, grandchild, grandchildren, 

100% cotton White towel with hanging loop. Measures - 28" x 28" Care instructions - machine wash warm water, tumble dry low, iron & bleach optional. Due to the handmade nature of our tea towels, each will have slight variations in size, texture and image placement. 

100% cotton White towel with hanging loop. Measures - 28" x 28" Care instructions - machine wash warm water, tumble dry low, iron & bleach optional. Due to the handmade nature of our tea towels, each will have slight variations in size, texture and image placement. 

vintage, butterfly, floral, flower, grandma, nana, gigi, papa, grandpa, grandchild, grandchildren, 

Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride. 

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

100% cotton White towel with hanging loop. Measures - 28" x 28" Care instructions - machine wash warm water, tumble dry low, iron & bleach optional. Due to the handmade nature of our tea towels, each will have slight variations in size, texture and image placement. 

vintage, butterfly, floral, flower, grandma, nana, gigi, papa, grandpa, grandchild, grandchildren, 

Add a playful twist to your wardrobe with these fun Donkey (Smart Ass) Men's Socks. Comfortable and soft, they combine quirky charm with everyday coziness to lift your style. Perfect for lounging around or stepping out, these socks bring a cheeky, warm vibe to every stride.

This natural unbleached 8 oz. cotton tote is your new go-to bag for literally everything. Sturdy 20-inch black woven handles keep your load secure, while the roomy 16" W x 12 1/2" H design (with a 13" W x 3" H bottom gusset) handles groceries, beach days, work essentials, and all those random kiddo items with ease. The durable fabric features a screenprint of our beloved Martinez, California original design—a Blue Bare Made exclusive that's as hardworking as you are. Whether you're hitting the Farmer's Market, running errands, or just need a reliable companion for daily adventures, this tote proves that sustainable machine-washable style doesn't have to sacrifice function. Built to last through countless trips and washings, it's the bag that grows more character with every use.

Support the Dam Locals Over-the-Shoulder Cotton Tote! 

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride with this sturdy and spacious cotton tote bag. It is made from durable 6 ounce- 100% cotton with 25" over-the-shoulder self fabric handles that are reinforced with stress point stitching for durability and to carry a heavy load comfortably. Use this bag daily, for work, at the beach or a day of grocery shopping. Perfect for the Farmer's Market and shlepping around kiddo stuff!

• Durable 6-ounce, 100% cotton tote bags
• Handles reinforced with stress-point stitching
• Expandable bottom gusset
• 25" long self fabric handles

Size:

•   17"W x 15"H x 4"D                        

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

Snag this set of three - each flower color is a mystery until placed in the sun. Soft rubber pens write smoothly in black ink—your writing just got a floral upgrade! This pen glides like a dream with zero bumps in the road, just smooth sailing in the land of ink. But here's the magic: watch the tulip bloom with color as it warms up. The heat-sensitive design transforms the tulip from one shade to another. Perfect for journaling, doodling, or just making your everyday writing feel a little more whimsical. Whether you're a stationery collector or someone who believes pens should spark joy, this playful pen delivers both function and fun.