Silly, Snarky + Sarcastic

Perfect for Valentine's day or just to brighten someone's mood.

This stainless steel pizza cutter is engraved with a fun phrase and comes with a 100% cotton absorbent tea towel. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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Perfect for Valentine's day or just to brighten someone's mood.

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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The cuteness is almost unbearable! 

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These cozy youth beanies are the perfect accessory to wear to during the holidays and beyond. Best for ages 2-10. 

Mega Soft. Lined with Ear Coverings. 

Head down to the Blue Bare Made Shop at 608 Estudillo St. to try them on and ADD YOUR FAVORITE LEATHER PATCH at no additional charge. 

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I Love You Funny Anatomical Heart 

Great for an anniversary, encouragement, wedding, friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, 

Folded Greeting Card printed on 130# Cover Uncoated Smooth White Cardstock A2 (4 3/8" x 5 3/4") Plain Kraft Brown Euro Flap 80# Text envelope Envelope Recycled Content: 30% Post Consumer Waste Envelope Energy Aware Production: 100% Renewable Energy BLANK INSIDE Greeting cards packaged individually in a Crystal-Clear No-Flap Plastic Sleeve Boxed Sets (Holiday only) packaged as a set of 8 cards with 8 envelopes in a Crystal-Clear Plastic Box Orders ship in 1-4 business days Thank you for your business! xo, Jess Five Dot Post

You Give Me Butter-flies Funny Butter Funny Card A2 (4 1/4 " x 5 1/2 ") Folded Greeting Card printed on 130# Cover Uncoated Smooth White Cardstock A2 (4 3/8" x 5 3/4") Plain Kraft Brown Euro Flap 80# Text envelope Envelope Recycled Content: 30% Post Consumer Waste Envelope Energy Aware Production: 100% Renewable Energy BLANK INSIDE 

Dad Looks Good on You First Father's Day

Greeting Card A2 (4 1/4 " x 5 1/2 ") Folded Greeting Card printed on 130# Cover Uncoated Smooth White Cardstock A2 (4 3/8" x 5 3/4") Plain Kraft Brown Euro Flap 80# Text envelope Envelope Recycled Content: 30% Post Consumer Waste Envelope Energy Aware Production: 100% Renewable Energy BLANK INSIDE 

Birthday Card for the Goodest Dog

 A2 (4 1/4 " x 5 1/2 ") Folded Greeting Card printed on 130# Cover Uncoated Smooth White Cardstock A2 (4 3/8" x 5 3/4") Plain Kraft Brown Euro Flap 80# Text envelope Envelope Recycled Content: 30% Post Consumer Waste Envelope Energy Aware Production: 100% Renewable Energy BLANK INSIDE