Silly, Snarky + Sarcastic

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

Christmas, birthday, holiday, spoon, spatula, tuner, wood, wooden, beech, kitchen, holiday, gift, funny, punny, gift, shit, crap, 

Two versions to keep your brain from having to think too much as your elf friend visits this season. Each contains a set of 29 silly stories and poem cards and they are resusable year after year. 

Features:

• Cut off instructions
• Utilizes common household items as props
  
• Same colors and patterns as the original "Christmas Elf Made Easy," so you can seamlessly integrate new cards with unused cards from last year
  
• Professionally printed on sturdy 80# cover paper

Take a breather and exhale. Everything is gonna be alright, Llama said. Cross stitching is medicine for our hectic times. Our DIY Craft Kits keep your hands busy and your mind calm. Whether you cross stitch solo or with friends, it's the perfect way to escape the digital world and relax. It never felt so good to put your phone down. Bonus, you get a cool piece of art. Includes: counted cross stitch pattern, embroidery needle, embroidery hoop, DMC embroidery thread, 14 count aida cloth, step-by-step instructions. Box: 6.25" x 1" x 6.25". Easy: slightly more complex but still fitting for beginners. May have more stitches or use many colors. No prob-ilama. 5 inches. DIY. 

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