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Five Star Dad Funny Father's Day Greeting Card A2 (4 1/4 " x 5 1/2 ") Folded Greeting Card printed on 130# Cover Uncoated Smooth White Cardstock A2 (4 3/8" x 5 3/4") Plain Kraft Brown Euro Flap 80# Text envelope Envelope Recycled Content: 30% Post Consumer Waste Envelope Energy Aware Production: 100% Renewable Energy BLANK INSIDE 

"Hoppy Father's Day" This Father's Day card makes an awesome gift for beer loving Dads. Card is printed on recycled paper that has a luxurious and uniquely textured feel. Perfect for breweries, eco-concious stores, and more. Greeting card size: A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches). Includes envelopes, blank inside. Printed on FSC Certified 80 lb watercolor textured cardstock, made from recycled materials & renewable energy. 

Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me – This coffee themed card makes a cute and eco-friendly gift. Perfect for coffee shops and cafes. Makes an excellent birthday gift, romantic gift, or gift for loved ones. Each handmade card is printed on recycled paper that has a luxurious and uniquely textured feel. Greeting card size: A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches). Includes envelopes, blank inside. Printed on FSC Certified 80 lb watercolor textured cardstock, made from recycled materials & renewable energy.

This handmade vintage design is so much fun!!

4th of July Born Free but now I'm Expensive Kitchen Towel

Measurements 27 inch W x 27 inch L 100% Cotton

Perfect for Valentine's day or just to brighten someone's mood.

This stainless steel pizza cutter is engraved with a fun phrase and comes with a 100% cotton absorbent tea towel. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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Perfect for Valentine's day or just to brighten someone's mood.

Solid beech wood kitchen spoon engraved with a fun phrase. 

Measures: 12.25". 

Etched in-house at the Blue Bare Made studio. 

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The cuteness is almost unbearable! 

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These cozy youth beanies are the perfect accessory to wear to during the holidays and beyond. Best for ages 2-10. 

Mega Soft. Lined with Ear Coverings. 

Head down to the Blue Bare Made Shop at 608 Estudillo St. to try them on and ADD YOUR FAVORITE LEATHER PATCH at no additional charge. 

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I Love You Funny Anatomical Heart 

Great for an anniversary, encouragement, wedding, friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, 

Folded Greeting Card printed on 130# Cover Uncoated Smooth White Cardstock A2 (4 3/8" x 5 3/4") Plain Kraft Brown Euro Flap 80# Text envelope Envelope Recycled Content: 30% Post Consumer Waste Envelope Energy Aware Production: 100% Renewable Energy BLANK INSIDE Greeting cards packaged individually in a Crystal-Clear No-Flap Plastic Sleeve Boxed Sets (Holiday only) packaged as a set of 8 cards with 8 envelopes in a Crystal-Clear Plastic Box Orders ship in 1-4 business days Thank you for your business! xo, Jess Five Dot Post