Funny, Punny + Snarky

When life calls for blunt honesty with a grin, this sticker delivers. Perfect for personalizing water bottles, coolers, laptops, and helmets with a bold statement that doesn't take itself too seriously. The weatherproof UV matte finish keeps your message looking sharp through sun, rain, and adventure—because good humor should last as long as your gear does.

When life calls for blunt honesty with a grin, this sticker delivers. Perfect for personalizing water bottles, coolers, laptops, and helmets with a bold statement that doesn't take itself too seriously. The weatherproof UV matte finish keeps your message looking sharp through sun, rain, and adventure—because good humor should last as long as your gear does.

When life calls for blunt honesty with a grin, this sticker delivers. Perfect for personalizing water bottles, coolers, laptops, and helmets with a bold statement that doesn't take itself too seriously. The weatherproof UV matte finish keeps your message looking sharp through sun, rain, and adventure—because good humor should last as long as your gear does.

When life calls for blunt honesty with a grin, this sticker delivers. Perfect for personalizing water bottles, coolers, laptops, and helmets with a bold statement that doesn't take itself too seriously. The weatherproof UV matte finish keeps your message looking sharp through sun, rain, and adventure—because good humor should last as long as your gear does.

When life calls for blunt honesty with a grin, this sticker delivers. Perfect for personalizing water bottles, coolers, laptops, and helmets with a bold statement that doesn't take itself too seriously. The weatherproof UV matte finish keeps your message looking sharp through sun, rain, and adventure—because good humor should last as long as your gear does.

When life calls for blunt honesty with a grin, this sticker delivers. Perfect for personalizing water bottles, coolers, laptops, and helmets with a bold statement that doesn't take itself too seriously. The weatherproof UV matte finish keeps your message looking sharp through sun, rain, and adventure—because good humor should last as long as your gear does.

When life calls for blunt honesty with a grin, this sticker delivers. Perfect for personalizing water bottles, coolers, laptops, and helmets with a bold statement that doesn't take itself too seriously. The weatherproof UV matte finish keeps your message looking sharp through sun, rain, and adventure—because good humor should last as long as your gear does.

Support the Dam Locals!

You may be asking yourself if this design is intended to support the beavers, local town inhabitants or small businesses? The answer is, yes, to is all of the above. However you interpret it, you can sport that local hometown pride. 

This is an in-house original design and made product by Blue Bare Made.

Measures 2.5" square (no city listed). 

Measures 2.5" x 2.75" (City of Martinez).

Weather and water resistant durable vinyl. Safe for water bottles, laptops, windows, and more. 

When life calls for blunt honesty with a grin, this sticker delivers. Perfect for personalizing water bottles, coolers, laptops, and helmets with a bold statement that doesn't take itself too seriously. Measuring 2.1" x 2.1", it's sized just right for maximum impact without overwhelming your surface. The weatherproof UV matte finish keeps your message looking sharp through sun, rain, and adventure—because good humor should last as long as your gear does.

When life calls for blunt honesty with a grin, this sticker delivers. Perfect for personalizing water bottles, coolers, laptops, and helmets with a bold statement that doesn't take itself too seriously. The weatherproof UV matte finish keeps your message looking sharp through sun, rain, and adventure—because good humor should last as long as your gear does.

When life calls for blunt honesty with a grin, this sticker delivers. Perfect for personalizing water bottles, coolers, laptops, and helmets with a bold statement that doesn't take itself too seriously. The weatherproof UV matte finish keeps your message looking sharp through sun, rain, and adventure—because good humor should last as long as your gear does.

When life calls for blunt honesty with a grin, this sticker delivers. Perfect for personalizing water bottles, coolers, laptops, and helmets with a bold statement that doesn't take itself too seriously. The weatherproof UV matte finish keeps your message looking sharp through sun, rain, and adventure—because good humor should last as long as your gear does.

Lower profile unstructured unisex mineral washed cotton baseball cap. One size fits most adults. Adjustable snapback closure for a comfortable, customizable fit.

*Greetings From Martinez vintage postcard style design on a vegan leather patch. 

This is a Blue Bare Made original and copyrighted design 2023.  All rights reserved. 

Lower profile unstructured unisex mineral washed cotton baseball cap. One size fits most adults. KBETHOS brand. Features a Blue Bare Made designed patch celebrating Martinez, California's 150th birthday. Perfect for locals and visitors alike who want to commemorate this milestone year in style. Adjustable snapback closure for a comfortable, customizable fit.

THE hat for the Martinez Dad!!!

Lower profile unstructured unisex mineral washed cotton baseball cap. One size fits most adults. KBETHOS brand. In-house engraved vegan-leather patch.